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11 August 2006
You couldn't make it up→[More:]Lobster finds lost wallet. Needless to say, being a mere lobster, he didn't get the reward he was probably hoping for when he picked it up.
He collected it and found that bank cards it contained still worked, despite being immersed in seawater and being gripped by a lobster.
That's the diver, right? Not the actual wallet owner. So the lobster tries to do the right thing and take the wallet back, yet the human "finds that the bank cards still work". I think that's all we need to know right there.