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ok here goes. I tried to get 'the angle', the Emo Hair, a mud-brown shirt, the "I don't give a fuck" expression, messy bed, some nasty flash and, well I tried for some cleavage too, but I got nuttin... even a wonderbra can't hope me, ugh
LFR, the best part is the outstretched arm....hah...love it! And what looks like an unmade bed in the background.
You took the great photo, BP! I added a lip ring, emo hair, and I "trimmed" your beard into a more hipsterish style. I officially love doing this shit. I want to take all of these photos and do things to them.
iconomy yours are amazing!!! everyone's are so great.
I didn't have time to PS mine last night, so feel free if you have the time and inclination. and yes, indeed, that *is* an unmade bed!! I thought it added authenticity. well that plus the bit where it never gets made anyhows
I'm not sure I have the dexterity to take an angled photo of myself in the bathroom while simultaneously trying to show off my white belt and my t-shirt advertising a band that you have probably not heard of.
The redhead one of my group is me. I'm not a cute pouter - I look like a monkey there. The blurry toilet in the corner of mine was a nice touch, I thought - I took it in the bathroom at work... ;) All the tats and jewelry are photoshopped on tho.
Also, follow this link. It's possibly slightly NSFW, but it's rainbaby, so you know you're going to make sure no one is looking and then follow the link anyway.
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not only do I have no photoshop skills, I don't even have photoshop. that canted background kills me.
do I get bonus points for this actually being the myspace pic?
I didn't think I had one or was capable but this pic actually isn't bad. I'm morose. Pensive. Photoshop me, pwease? Like, take off the fleece, because emo kids don't wear fleece. ≡ Click to see image ≡
Woo! Daniel really does charm! (He looks a lot (a lot!) like my husband in the second one. But mr. taz actually looks older than that photo shows - don't worry, I'm not robbing the cradle!)
I am so loving this. And the actual myspace photos are a hoot.
I can't stop laughing, this is the best thread ever. So freaking hilarious.
I have to go to lunch - if anyone still needs to be abused when I get back (mike? Joe? matildaben?) I will be happy to have a go. Anyone else please feel free to jump in too - you cannot possibly go wrong....whatever you do to wreck the photo can only help.
It's really hard waking up and spending 25 minutes photoshopping a picture you took before even getting out of bed when you could have just have, I dunno, washed your face and brushed your hair this beautiful.
lonefrontranger, don't miss the one I did for you - it's pretty small though. I like to make them small to make them seem less significant ;) I basically just covered up your face more and added a tattoo.
I snuck this one in during my lunch break...hehe. Too fun...
Oh yeah - for anyone who doesn't know how to post their own photos from flickr....you have to be logged in, and then go to the photo, and click the link right above it that says "all sizes" and pick the small or medium or whatever, and then there will be a text box with the html code for that size photo in it. It's right there, all you have to do is copy it and paste it here.
Iconomy, maybe you can photoshop this up...it does have some stuff going for it already - sunglasses to hide the eyes, sepia tone to make me look cooler, etc. ≡ Click to see image ≡
There is also this one...without sunglasses, and a little darker:
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Of course, in this contest I must apologise for the classic 2:3 shape! It's neither square, nor long and thin.
iconomy, I've been kinda busy @ work this AM and could only pop in a couple times. I just saw the one you did, thank you soooo much!!
holy COW this thread is amazing!
Specklet I'll thumb-wrestle you for Daniel Charms. ready?
my 2 colleagues are totally cracking up digging on this thread. seriously. one even registered for a MeCha account... ooo and he's our IS/IT guy too... danger!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! simbiotic is my favoritest (generally non meta*) person on all the internets. And she's finally popped in here ... YAY to the double ai-ay!
Welcome, miss simsim ... pull up a bunny and stay awhile.
(refrained from photochopping on all but the last, and that was just to add a border, because, frankly, I ain't got the time! You will all have to DEAL! ...and I so wanted to add some poetry, but I'll let seanyboy wear that crown, because he is AWESOMES!)
All I've got here at work is Paint, but, in case someone else would like to take a stab at it, here's a (preexisting) low-quality camera phone photo of me.
Icons! Hey, you know if you're a tortured artist (and god knows you probably should be), .gifs with semi-obscure sayings are where it's at. ≡ Click to see image ≡
Oh my god, cmonkey, I laughed so hard that you literally brought tears to my eyes.
why do you mock my torment specklet!!?!? :-(
I am actually really sad now - my employer futzed around so long getting me my travel budget that the only flights I can get to Europe involve spending 13 hours sandwiched between two people and layovers at Dulles and Frankfurt. And I doubt there's a smoking area at Dulles. Ugh.
Here's mine! I went for a kind of slutty magic girl thing because there are lots of them on myspace and I already have piercings, face covering hair and tattoos because i enjoy looking ridiculous. My real myspace picture is more of nixon than me...
Someone needs to do Specklet. Specklet's picture, she means. Right. I've tried 3 times and my Photoshop's crapping out on me... it does that sometimes. :(
I was going to post an image of an Emolet, but then I realized that it was missing emo (or anime-style) hair. I tried to fix this, but no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't get it right. Iconomy, you've got to tell me how to do this.
Daniel Charms, I don't have photoshop, I only have paint shop pro. For most of mine, I just blew out the contrast using colors>>adjust>>brightness/contrast . Then I used the clone tool and the smudge tool to make the hair longer. That was pretty much it.
Giving someone the "flash face" with the colors>>adjust>>brightness/contrast is the one thing that really gives it a myspace feel.
I wanted to see Specklet quoting Milkshake!
Milkshake? *blank stare* I don't recall ever hearing about them/it, which is why I chose Iggy. Fill me in? Maybe I can change the words.
I'm so glad I checked back, the new stuff is awesome. safetyfork, you will make me hip one day yet - thanks, I love it.
dobbs? At the risk of this coming off like a backhanded compliment, I always thought of you as a crotchety old dude. You're not at all! Cute boy! Now I know you are just wise beyond your years. (Maybe it had something to do with the name, too. dobbs.)