My wife just got back from holiday.... (Pun related word game) →[More:]
My wife just got back from holiday. They have this really weird custom over there. They take two seabirds, liquidise them and then empty the contents over the heads of visiting guests.
Q. So, where did she go?
A. Portugal (Pour Two Gulls)
So, the idea is to take the format above, describe in highly punny terms a destination and make sure that none of the key words are used. Oh, and your wife is not allowed to have gone to Jamaica.