I'm having food blueballs! →[More:] or blue nuts. Macadamia Nuts to be exact. Remember when I
ordered 4 bags of macadamia snack mix and six cans of maui onion & garlic macadamias? They tried to deliver them, but our doorbell was broken. Through cajoling I got my landlady's son to fix the bell, but I still have to wait till tommorrow. And now I've got nuts on the brain. My other option is to go to the depot which is way the fuck over in Maspeth, which is a bear of a subway & bus trip or would require sacrificing a legal parking space, which one does not do in New York.
Soothe me.