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07 August 2006

#44: Eat anything. McDonald's employee makes a list of things that customers to do irritate her. Then she posts it to a public LJ community. Then it gets quoted on Consumerist (part of the Gawker blog empire). I'm wondering what, if anything, will happen next.
18. When you pull to the window and hear/see me taking another order.. dont start talking to me about your order you rude whore.

This list would be comedy gold if every item ended with "you rude whore."

I guess I'll be happy with just #18.
posted by mullacc 07 August | 14:56
I really want to forcefully stick my boot up the McD's employee's anus.

...And the Consumerist's for celebrating it. (No, they weren't entirely positive, but still. It didn't deserve that much attention.)
posted by mudpuppie 07 August | 15:07
On the plus side, I bet she gets fired.
posted by knave 07 August | 15:42
oh yeah, from the comments there she'll be fired pretty quick.
posted by court siem 07 August | 15:52
One of the commenters has an icon of Spock arching his eyebrows, and the caption is, "Bitch, please!"

This made me laugh.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 07 August | 16:20
I almost felt for the MickeyDee's employee, until I realized she just liked to bitch about everything. Having too many years working retail, myself, I can understand the feelings of inferiority and frustration. The public does look down on people who work at certain jobs, but hey, someone's got to do it, right? I just find it ridiculous to be that bitter. Hate it that much? Get another job! Don't have the skills to find something better/no money to go to any kind of schooling? Get a grip on yourself, and make the best of it. Yeah, you get jerks when serving the public, but you also get some absolute gems.
posted by redvixen 07 August | 16:34
24. If your card is declined.. dont ask why and assume its our fault. Put some damn money in the bank cheap ass.

hehehe - yeah why the heck do people do that? It's about as useful as the Dallas-Sue-Ellen dramatic acting style of staring down the telephone after JR hung on you. If cards are declined the card issuer does not tell the vendor why for reasons of privacy I assume. Ask your bank why. Duh.
posted by dabitch 07 August | 16:58
It's because people usually don't want it to seem like they fucked up their finances and are overdrawn, even if they're dealing with some retail schmo. So they make a big scene about how it can't possibly be right that the card was declined. I guess they think it's embarrassing. At least that's what I always took away from it whenever it happened to me. I liked it a lot more when they would just say "oh, sorry. Try this card instead." or just paid with a check or something.
posted by court siem 07 August | 17:13
Hmm, your theory is probably party right court siem , but people do it to Adland all the time, and it's a website so it's not like they need to pretend they didn't eff up their finances to anyone that was looking. The funniest is that after emailing us accusing adland of doing all sorts of wrongs, hollering that their card MUST work and/or demanding my help IN ALL CAPS, in the end maybe 10% later come back later saying "it was some mistake at the bank *ahem*" which just means "I was overdrawn."
posted by dabitch 07 August | 17:24
I think the same thing still applys, even if they're just dealing with someone online. Couldn't tell you though, I've never dealt with it over the internet. But I would guess it's the same, people are fucking weird.
posted by court siem 07 August | 17:38
Big Macs don't have tomatoes? Back when I did eat fast food, I avoided Big Macs cuz I thought they did have tomatoes. Oh well!
posted by mischief 07 August | 20:06
No tomatoes: two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.

I got paid $5 to order that from the McD's cashier when I was 4. How sad is it that I still remember the jingle 34 years later when I can't recall the last time I ate at one of the places (20+ years?).

Goddamn advertising whores!
posted by dobbs 07 August | 22:30
Heh, looks like she tdeleted the entry right when I about to post a comment. Good thing I just saved a local copy.
posted by court siem 07 August | 22:36
Bless you court siem!!
posted by JanetLand 08 August | 09:09
Are you the one who sent it to Consumerist, court siem?
posted by box 08 August | 10:31
Man, I was just getting ready to bitch that the post had been pulled. Thanks, court siem!

LJ has several customer service oriented groups that are fun to read:

Bad Service
Blockbuster Employees
Phone Center
Customers Suck
Co-workers Suck
Call Center
posted by deborah 08 August | 12:21
Also referenced on Slashfood.
posted by box 08 August | 12:38
I found this pasted on a construction site || greasemonkey script or something that can do this?

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