A rifle in a dive bar?
It's a dive-by shooting!

I'm just sayin' pips love, it's not a fucking beret, it's a fucking kangol and that's that. Yiz missed a good time that didn't go, and jon and pips and pinky and stinky yiz missed my conversation with and subsequent parting from six bucks to the illest, saddest and most crusty homeless wheelchair bound Israeli dude in the 110th street C station, he showed me his holdout razor blade and gave me a firm blessing, nice fella for the most part, much bugbitten and lonely, kinda a mumbler. Those were top notch collard greens, btw.

Oh wise wino, please forgive me, sir... I am but a naive young lass...

There is, however, cause for pause. It seems it is possible to be both a kangol and a beret (perish the thought). Though, of course, you don nothing but pure kangol cap, so the apology stands.

*tips Kangol Vent Air (only the best)*