Small Ruminant For Queen of Something or Somewhere! →[More:] Okay, I just got back from our mini-meetup (mainly me and Small Ruminant!), and here is what you need to know about her:

1. She is fascinating, and generous to a fault.

2. She has studied Russian, and Russians, up-close and everything.

3. She soon will be doing business on a boat, and how cool is that?

4. She kicks so much ass she should have a patented ass-kicking technique called the Ruminator.

That is all! All Hail Queen Ruminant!