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04 August 2006

My boss is really pretty cool. While walking around the grounds today, I saw a large backpack up against a fence.[More:] I had also seen it yesterday, but left it there, thinking someone had just set it down. Here it was, still -- and now, all wet with last night's rain. So I picked it up and brought it to the president's office, to put it in the lost and found.

We opened it up to see if there was an ID or anything. It was instantly clear that this was not just a school backpack, it was a survival kit for a homeless teenager. It had a few cans of Chef Boy-ar-Dee, a lot of quarters, a roll of toilet paper, some disposable razors and deoderant, some rock T-shirts, some library books, and things like that. It was a very poignant and youthful collection of essential stuff. My boss remembered someone calling him the other day to tell us he kept seeing a kid on the porch of one of the buildings in the evening, smoking. My boss had seen the kid around, too, and thought he might be a little drug-burnt or perhaps otherwise not all there. In any case, he seems to be living at our museum, at least nights.

I thought my boss might call the police and turn the backpack in to them, file a report, something like that. Instead he said to me "Grab a plastic trash bag from upstairs to wrap this up in so it won't get any wetter, and then put it back where it was. If he were to return and find it gone, he'd be panic-stricken."

So I did that. I guess we'll keep an eye out for the kid and see what happens. But I really liked this glimpse at my boss' moral sense.
Very cool indeed.
posted by chewatadistance 04 August | 12:06
Poor kid.
posted by halonine 04 August | 12:12
Yeah, I know, halo.
posted by Miko 04 August | 12:26
Couldn't someone see the bag in the garbage bag and think it's trash and throw it away? Maybe you could leave a sign on the fence for the person who lost their bag to get it at the lost and found, or something?

/worried about the kid
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 04 August | 12:44
Yeah, poor kid. That is sad.
posted by essexjan 04 August | 12:46
It's a clear bag, and a secreted-away location, and no one who works here is so enterprising that they're going to throw something away unasked, I'm afraid.
posted by Miko 04 August | 14:05
Could you leave some fruit for him, perhaps? I can only guess what Chef Boy-ar-dee is, but doubt it's fulfilling all his daily nutritional requirements.
posted by essexjan 04 August | 14:10
I wish more people would use compassion and sense instead of following stupid rules. I think Emma Goldman said that.
posted by Divine_Wino 04 August | 14:13
Well it does contain ground up bits of dog, tomato slurry, extruded pasta gunk and sulpher, so that's most of the daily requirements right there. Homeboy needs a megavitamin.
posted by Divine_Wino 04 August | 14:16
There's no accounting for what people do, but what street kid would go anywhere without the bag that holds everything in the world he owns?
posted by trondant 04 August | 14:23
trondant, that's one reason it worries me. I'm thinking he may have been beat up, scared off suddenly, or out of his head in some way.
posted by Miko 04 August | 14:58
Or picked up. I hate to say it, but he could have been arrested, or taken in by....what's the word?...juvenile officers. He may not come back for it. My best wishes go out to him, anyway.
posted by redvixen 04 August | 18:04
Right on for caring New Hampsterian Managers!
posted by Lipstick Thespian 05 August | 17:19
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