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29 July 2006

I am always telling people that Mel Gibson is just as nuts as Cruise...

post by: weretable and the undead chairs at: 16:24 | 11 comments

"You motherfucker! I'm going to fuck you!"

Given some of the homophobic things he's said in the past, he must've been pretty drunk.

Also, how long before somebody leaks the audiotape?

posted by box 29 July | 16:29

Classy. When I get drunk I get pretty happy, and when I get really drunk, I just want to go to sleep. And what up with the beard? He looks like the Wild Man of Borneo.

posted by Zack_Replica 29 July | 16:50

Could it be the first DUI to qualiy as a hate crime?

posted by PlanetKyoto 29 July | 17:44

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posted by nitsuj 29 July | 17:45

Mel apologizes

Signed,

Sugar Tits

posted by psho 29 July | 18:25

Of course he's insane, didn't any of you see him on that episode of South Park?

He's probably a scary nutter too, like foamy and flecks of spit and stuff.

posted by fenriq 29 July | 18:36

I liked him better when I thought he was sort of a random secular nutter, a la Lethal Weapon, as opposed to a nasty boring anti-semite nutter.

posted by Divine_Wino 29 July | 20:32

Why does he look 70 years old?

posted by iconomy 29 July | 20:52

This is why you should never trust someone with two middle names. It's just bad news.

posted by cmonkey 29 July | 20:59

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"

That could possibly be the best celebrity quote ever. I'm not sure what is funnier - the fact that it was "holier than thou" Gibson who said it, or that some woman decided to take off her top and rub sugar all over her breasts because Mel was in the room.

posted by bradth27 29 July | 23:06

I am SO tempted to register an account under the nick SugarTits and keep it for my sassier moments.

posted by Orange Swan 30 July | 00:19

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