Hmmm.

1. What's that word snopes uses? oh yeah -- glurge.

2. Mr. Sagebrush Patriot puts Yosemite in the vicinity of Seattle. :hairpull:

3. This piece mostly speaks of the scenic wonders of the US, which (if you squint real hard and suspend disbelief) makes it almost an appeal to conservation.

Blessed are those who live without irony.

Ooh, yeah. I should reply to it with a donation to an environmental charity (one of those librul ones) in his name.

Also, I especially like the part that refers to Gettysburg as a site that relates to "our struggle to be free". I think the's got the wrong war there, but that might be generous on my part.