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I love you, bears! I loveyouiloveyouiloveyou you're so strong and UP! NOnonono no! Bad bear, get back; BAD bear, Oh how I love you, bear! I'm here to protect you against the bad bad government who want to *sniffle* hurt you but I'll NEVER let that happen, COME ON, you FBI MOTHERFUCKERS! I'm here, do your worst! You'll never conquer these bears! I'm the PROTECTOR of the WILDLIFE!
RUN! HELP ME! BAD BEAR! OH GOD, HELP ME! BAD BEAR, STOP IT RIGHT NOW! RUN AWAY! HELP MAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE *snick chump splat*