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26 July 2006

If I get another filter-avoiding spam email pushing Goldmark Industries stock today, I swear I'm going to go f**cking postal. That is all.

post by: seanyboy at: 07:23 | 17 comments

ARRRRRRGGGGGHGHGHGGHGHGGHHGGGHGHGG!!!!!! ARRRRGHGHGGGGGHGHGH!!!! ARGHHHHHH

That was like - 10 minutes... What have I done to deserve this!!!!

ARRRGGGGGHGHGHGHGGHGH
Bastard, Arsewipe twat shit fuck.

posted by seanyboy 26 July | 07:31

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posted by seanyboy 26 July | 07:37

The subject line of a spam message I received today: Sheep Tripe Lamb Potato.

Uhhhhhhhh, ooooooooo-kay.

posted by mike9322 26 July | 07:45

Short it.

posted by delmoi 26 July | 07:46

But it's extremely undervalued!!!

posted by yhbc 26 July | 07:52

Heh. I'm getting the exact same e-mails at work. Looks like somebody figured out how to subvert the standard corporate spam filter. I love the word list at the bottom (I assume this is to fool the filter into thinking it's a real e-mail?)

barber poles.
shootings
bring news came first place.
subtle gradient skies
rule: Fill column digits
Keeping Fitness Stress relief
verze: ISSN version:
Hotquot. Were gonna
Circuit
happens manager. explain
News: Crack arrival Gary
laser. Look Dieting Top bikinis Jeans celebs
though
Chaplin LDs. Formula One
Graphical Mailing Give
Gold Search Yurok
SHChina
Memoranda General Policy Memos
adoption minimal dominant amongst anime VCDs
Rigid Summary Optical Removable
doubt
attribute
well
year plants reported
Reagans HotWired history. perhaps
fell step
Terre Haute DVDThe
Level Format. Partners Contacts Features Pricing
agree them:.
shipped thatthere
certainly cheap. cost
HydroK FOIA Notices URL:

posted by Otis 26 July | 08:05

2 more of these worthless bastard things in my inbox...

And I'm trying to concentrate on some stupid web programming which I can't really do despite the fact my boss thinks it's "Easy - should only take ten minutes or so"
And I keep getting these "minor" fix requests sent through to me from a customer with regard a module I just installed.
And my Boss just asked me "what was the name of that program I used to use to FTP files?"
And I got a text message from a friend who's having a great time out camping - The Bitch.
And my Boss has also decided to do a bunch of support calls using the Loudspeaker in the phones.

ARGHGHGHGHGHGGGG!!!

*takes out shotgun*
yhbc - *BOOOOM! - Headshot!*
metachat Rabbit - *BOOOOM! - Headshot!*
delmoi - *BOOOOM! - Headshot!*

You'll not take me out of here alive...

*crouches behind water-cooler - awaits victims*

posted by seanyboy 26 July | 08:05

Otis - *BOOOOM! - Headshot!*

posted by seanyboy 26 July | 08:06

*wanders into thread looking for a place to bury an acorn*

posted by sciurus 26 July | 08:09

*buries acorn behind water-cooler*

posted by sciurus 26 July | 08:11

*wanders out of thread*

posted by sciurus 26 July | 08:13

*farts next to water cooler*

posted by sarah connor 26 July | 08:27

sarah connor - *BOOOOM! - Bumshot!*

posted by seanyboy 26 July | 08:29

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posted by togdon 26 July | 10:21

togdon - *BOOOOM! - Headshot!*, *BOOOOM! - Headshot!*, *BOOOOM! - Headshot!*, *BOOOOM! - Headshot!*, *BOOOOM! - Headshot!*

*starts crying*

*BOOOOM! - Headshot!*

posted by seanyboy 26 July | 10:41

Say what you want, but I just made $2,864,000 off that tip.

;- )

posted by Doohickie 26 July | 10:57

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posted by mosch 26 July | 11:04

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