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25 July 2006

HA!
posted by mudpuppie 25 July | 16:53
Ay-yi-yi.
posted by Specklet 25 July | 17:12
Dear god -- that's my old hometown newspaper. yeesh!
posted by psho 25 July | 17:13
And here, Pride Week is LONG over.
posted by danf 25 July | 17:17
It's a very conservative paper, too. I don't think it was meant as irony.
posted by mudpuppie 25 July | 17:18
ZOMFG!
posted by pieisexactlythree 25 July | 17:20
You're so immature, essexjan.




I knew there was a reason I liked you.
posted by dg 25 July | 17:20
Showed this to one of my colleagues, who suggested: "Colon Blows It Again"
posted by psho 25 July | 17:22
Actually the headline is the only part that made sense to me. For all I understood the rest of it, it may as well have been written in Swahili.
posted by essexjan 25 July | 17:23
Oh my. You should send that to Jay Leno for his weekly Headlines schtick.
posted by ericb 25 July | 17:24
I apologize in advance.

Wrecked 'im? Damn near killed 'im!
posted by tommasz 25 July | 17:30
Send it in, send it in!
posted by Specklet 25 July | 17:34
*translates for essexjan*

Bartolo Colon is a pitcher for the Anaheim Angels. (Baseball, if you didn't know it.) He pitched poorly against the LA Dodgers -- allowed seven runs in one inning (that's very, very bad for a pitcher), and they finally pulled him from the game.

This is the kind of sports writing that drives me nuts. It tries to be too slangy and plays to the in-crowd instead of trying to make clear what happened. Sports writing is the worst for this kind of prose abuse.
posted by mudpuppie 25 July | 17:36
Football (Soccer) Headlines.
posted by essexjan 25 July | 17:55
Thanks mudpuppie. I don't understand the scores in baseball (but then I doubt many Americans could make sense of a cricket report either).
posted by essexjan 25 July | 17:56
I used to work there and know some of the editors that write the headlines. Believe me, it's deliberate. The politics of the paper's editorial side has no bearing on how the slot and rim editors in the sports department amuse themselves late at night.
posted by PlanetKyoto 25 July | 19:05
Somewhere a copy editor is smiling.
posted by warbaby 25 July | 19:07
Bartolo Colon is a pitcher for the Anaheim Angels.

I bet that poor man is the butt of many a joke.
posted by comments on the world as will 25 July | 19:30
Yeah, I think there's a whole double-entendres section in Headlines 101 back at J-School. At least this one was funny -- my local paper can't do anything but WTF?s and groaners. That is, win their knot misspelling Eminems homonyms.
posted by stilicho 25 July | 21:24
Just to further the mudpuppie's FYI: it's pronounced like 'cologne', the stinky shit for men.
posted by danostuporstar 25 July | 21:29
Tee-hee. This needs to be a T shirt!
posted by moonbird 25 July | 23:13
From the article:

"Everybody was always pretty hard on him because of the expectations. But now he's showing what he's capable of."

Aww yeah.

Regarding the Register, my college newspaper advisor had worked there for many years and enforced a standard of professionalism over at our paper that I've almost never seen at any other organization. Hands down. I admire her like crazy.
posted by halonine 26 July | 11:27
I just came across this headline in Maxim's found porn slideshow.
posted by danostuporstar 28 July | 11:25
My roommate is driving me crazy || Bunny! OMG!

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