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I got married on friday at the City Hall, I wrote our names on the big wall of names with the sign that said "Do Not Write on Wall!"
I'm very happy about all this, I love her very much. I would work at a Mexican car wash for her (as Rockets Redglare said). In the manner of celebration you each have one drink on account with me in this life or the next.
Love,
Me.