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24 July 2006

Oh crap, no she's not. I got confused by the formatting on this post here, and jumped the gun.

However, let's make a list of similarly unlikely side professions for rockstars!

Izzie Stradlin is an actuary?!
posted by me3dia 24 July | 14:54
Heh.
posted by mudpuppie 24 July | 14:55
Toby Keith is an imports broker?!
posted by me3dia 24 July | 14:57
Neil Young is a musician?
posted by Hugh Janus 24 July | 15:01
Gibby Haynes is a therapist?!
posted by danostuporstar 24 July | 15:02
Ozzy Osbourne is an animal-rights activist?
posted by agropyron 24 July | 15:04
Sly Stone is a commercial pilot?!

posted by me3dia 24 July | 15:05
I'm disappointed. I had this great image of her singing "I love sellin' homes, so come and list yours on my MLS, baby!" All while wearing a gold Century 21 jacket with the sleeves ripped off.
posted by jrossi4r 24 July | 15:06
Ozzy???? Ozzy where you go?
posted by mudpuppie 24 July | 15:06
Dido is a pharmacist?
posted by me3dia 24 July | 15:06
Mark Mothersbaugh is a steamfitter?!
posted by greasy_skillet 24 July | 15:06
Chuck Berry is a sex therapist?
posted by jonmc 24 July | 15:07
Mark Mothersbaugh is a steamfitter?!

Wasn't he briefly a coal miner? ;>
posted by jonmc 24 July | 15:07
Dave Mustaine is a mohel?
posted by jrossi4r 24 July | 15:22
Ted Nugent is a salad chef?
posted by jonmc 24 July | 15:23
Nikki Sixx is a nun?
posted by jonmc 24 July | 15:23
Geddy Lee is an insurance salesman?
posted by me3dia 24 July | 15:24
Michael Jackson is Black?
posted by Joe Famous 24 July | 15:30
Jack Black is white?
posted by jonmc 24 July | 15:31
David Lee Roth is a nun?
posted by Eideteker 24 July | 15:32
Ah, crap.
posted by Eideteker 24 July | 15:33
Danielle Dax is an interior decorator?
posted by Smart Dalek 24 July | 15:38
Thomas Dolby is the New York Times food critic?
posted by me3dia 24 July | 15:39
Neil Young is a musician?


Neil Young IS a musician. A more than slight purusal of his catalogue of recordings discloses that.

posted by danf 24 July | 15:42
Little Richard and Burt Bacharach appeared in car insurance ads?
posted by Smart Dalek 24 July | 15:51
This quote is priceless however:

I interviewed Britney Spears when she covered "I Love Rock 'n' Roll" and asked her why she chose that song, and she said, "I always loved Pat Benatar."

Definitely worth reading just for that.
posted by eekacat 24 July | 15:54
Alice Cooper is a banker?
posted by halonine 24 July | 15:59
Slash is a cosmetician?
posted by halonine 24 July | 16:00
I interviewed Britney Spears when she covered "I Love Rock 'n' Roll" and asked her why she chose that song, and she said, "I always loved Pat Benatar."

Anecdote alert:

While I was at the Marin County Fair with the bunnies, I walked back to the car at one point to retrieve some lawn blankets. During my walk, I phoned my brother (who is very proud of his encylopedic knowledge of 80s music) to tell him where I was and what I was doing. Mostly, I was trying to make him jealous.

Anyway, we chatted for a bit and I told him how excited I was about the concert. As I was about to hang up he said "Wait, wait! She's married to the guitarist, you know."

I thought about this, and for a split-second my JFJ-crushing heart was crushed. But I came to my senses and I said, "No she's not! She's gay!" I said this a little more desparately than I maybe should have, because at that point I really needed to believe it.

My brother sensed that he had riled me and said, gleefully, "Oh yeah, she and the guitarist have been married for a long time."

The wheels in my poor reeling head turned, and it finally clicked.

"You're thinking of Pat Benatar," I told him.

There was a long pause.

"Oh yeah," he said, sheepishly. "Yeah, you're right."

It's the first time I've ever beaten my brother at music trivia. IN YOUR FACE, BRO!


posted by mudpuppie 24 July | 16:03
Yngwie Malmsteen is an ESL instructor?

Way to own your bro, mudpuppie!
posted by halonine 24 July | 16:05
If JFJ were a realtor, I would buy my house from her just so I could say: Do you know who my realtor was? It was Joan Fucking Jett! That's be worth the property tax right there.
posted by getoffmylawn 24 July | 16:08
That's awesome mudpuppie!
posted by eekacat 24 July | 16:09
danf,

GOTCHA!
posted by Hugh Janus 25 July | 16:13
The Stephen Colbert On Notice Board Generator! || I have a bun(ny) in the oven.

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