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20 July 2006

Our Album Cover Model... ...Darla Jean is now featured in the men's mag MAXIM as a "hometown hottie" . LMAO! Nice! [nswf, but you should know that]

post by: Joe Famous at: 16:28 | 14 comments

She was so "serious" here though:
≡ Click to see image ≡

Note to self: Give Darla a call tonite! LOL.

posted by Joe Famous 20 July | 16:33

Is she going to be your birthday party mystery date? I am on the edge of my keyboard waiting to find out if it is going to be bachelorette 1, 2, or 3.

*self absorbed, thinks own body is much nicer*

posted by getoffmylawn 20 July | 16:46

Does Maxim ever not make every woman in their magazine look boringly generic? They even managed to ruin Alysson Hannigan.

posted by Captaintripps 20 July | 17:01

Maxim is kryptonite to sex appeal. It's amazing.

posted by cmonkey 20 July | 18:12

Dunno, C, that whole pulling at the waistband of the bikini bottom thing, while cliche, still hits some part of my reptile brain in a way that I just can't deny.

*gets sprung*

posted by pieisexactlythree 20 July | 18:18

*just can't seem to get over the thickness of her thigh muscles*

posted by getoffmylawn 20 July | 18:30

Hey! I like generic women! They're cheaper than regular women, and they taste pretty much the same!

posted by deadcowdan 20 July | 18:36

*instantly regrets posting that*

posted by deadcowdan 20 July | 18:36

If that's generic, name-brand must be prescription-only.

posted by eamondaly 20 July | 18:46

*self absorbed, thinks own body is much nicer*
posted by getoffmylawn 20 July | 16:46

WELL? Where are the pics?

posted by black8 20 July | 20:11

pieisexactlythree, nah, it's that gently-touching-the-boob thing. It gives blood its marching orders.

posted by stilicho 20 July | 21:44

They even managed to ruin Alysson Hannigan.

I ruined her long before that.

Joe Famous, which one of those guys is you?

posted by dobbs 20 July | 22:31

Oh, and she has a 13 lb pit bull? wtf? My pit bull weighed more than that when he was 12 weeks old. I think his head weighs more than that now.

posted by dobbs 20 July | 22:35

Joe, I added a nsfw warning for people like me too stupid to check the URL before clicking on links at work.

posted by dg 20 July | 22:37

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