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17 July 2006

Wholesome wear Because it's so warm here in the northeast, I'm thinking about getting some new swimwear...

post by: gaspode at: 09:53 | 24 comments

Perfect for your handmaid!

posted by Miko 17 July | 09:56

Chastity belt extra.

posted by jonmc 17 July | 09:58

I think you would look great in the purple one.

posted by iconomy 17 July | 09:58

But not too great. We wouldn't want you to look too great.

posted by mygothlaundry 17 July | 09:59

Measure your body - do not measure over clothing.

I would have to touch my nakedness!?

posted by danostuporstar 17 July | 10:03

Well, don't look at me, dano.

posted by jonmc 17 July | 10:04

Don't say 'body'. We call it your 'corporeal form' around here.

posted by Miko 17 July | 10:09

Measure from the top of your shoulder down passing through your crotch and back up to the starting point on your shoulder. Make sure the tape measure is placed over the fullest part of your bust.

I think some of iconomy's home-made lube would be good here.

posted by danf 17 July | 10:11

I prefer "cadaver-in-training," myself.

posted by jonmc 17 July | 10:12

Hey, it's on sale!

posted by sisterhavana 17 July | 10:15

I recently copped some swimwear (various flower print surfer dude trunks)
One of them, however, comes above the kneee.
I HATE THAT!
They look like 1982 NBA regulation shorts on me.
(actually pretty damn funny to be honest)

Good luck with the shopping there, Gaspode!

posted by Joe Famous 17 July | 10:21

I'm looking forward to their fall line-up of burkha wear!

Burkha: it's the new black.

posted by jinxiemalone 17 July | 10:47

Hunh. And I thought my brain was melting from the "how to be yourself" thread.

posted by chewatadistance 17 July | 11:15

I like the Slimming Swimmer - "Because God says, 'No Fatties'"

posted by muddgirl 17 July | 11:32

There was an article about this company in the Washington Post recently...I'd find it, but I'm lazy.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 17 July | 11:36

Those suits are just WRONG.

posted by getoffmylawn 17 July | 11:47

TPS:

here

posted by sciurus 17 July | 12:13

That's the kind of bathing suit I'd look good in.

posted by essexjan 17 July | 12:18

1912 is the new 2006!

posted by Miko 17 July | 12:24

Bathing in a burka has sometimes resulted in drowning. That is one feature that this suit seems to lack.

posted by sarah connor 17 July | 12:30

omg, sarah connor! I watched T2 yesterday, and that movie totally stands the test of time. Awesome.

posted by mike9322 17 July | 12:32

Hi, Mike.

posted by sarah connor 17 July | 12:36

Those suits are just WRONG.

I'm of the opinion that all bathing suits are just wrong, but you knew that.

posted by jonmc 17 July | 13:07

I saw a woman swimming in a full chador in a pool in Princeton thirteen years ago.

posted by brujita 18 July | 06:01

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