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15 July 2006

Your dreamy scent makes me happy when skies are grey, surer than heavenly cheesecake. I would host your disease for a crack at that. Millions of Random Pick-up Lines.

post by: sveskemus at: 05:18 | 5 comments

I kept seeing the same ones.

I wonder what you'd look like all sweaty with your hair messed up.

posted by dobbs 15 July | 08:06

To date, I've not had any success with a pickup line that includes "I'd like to smack that ass." But I'll keep trying.

posted by birdherder 15 July | 09:51

Do I still have this spinach between my teeth? No look closer.

That always works for me.

posted by danf 15 July | 10:59

"I would love to give you twelve inches, baby... in four easy installments."

Oh my!

posted by wimpdork 15 July | 12:15

I was hoping for something a little more, I dunno, random, by which I mean Mad-Lib-ish. This is just two stupid-ass sentences put together.

Term of endearment, you've got a beautiful body part. What do you say we get out of here and go perform an activity?

Now, that's smoove.

posted by box 15 July | 13:28

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