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13 July 2006

May the sun pour rays of glistening golden upon your back, and may birds in formation litter the skies above (none of which shall be pooping on you)...

post by: Specklet at: 10:49 | 13 comments

In a just world he'd do time for atrocious writing, at the very least.

posted by Prospero 13 July | 10:54

and they say romance is dead.

posted by jonmc 13 July | 10:55

Ha ha! Prospero beat me to it! That was totally my reaction!

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 13 July | 10:56

Heh, good find, Speck!

The girl's ex-boyfriend discovered the relationship after he accessed her e-mail account and read messages from Loavenbruck...

Jealous jealous boy!

Who knows, this may be icky, or maybe with a 29-yr-old who says "May the sun pour rays of glistening golden upon your back, and may birds in formation litter the skies above (none of which shall be pooping on you)... " to an 18-yr-old, he may actually be a good catch.

posted by shane 13 July | 10:57

I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.

posted by mike9322 13 July | 11:00

full reign of every janitors closet in the building...

Well, that's a new jot on my "how to show a girl a good time" list.

posted by Wolfdog 13 July | 11:04

Whatever happened to copying poems out of Jim Morrison's Wilderness and passing them off as your own? That's how chicks got seduced when I was in high school. (Although I don't know that any of Morrison's poems were much better than this.)

posted by jrossi4r 13 July | 11:06

It's these movies I tell ya ! They teach us everything!

From "Porky's" to "Mean Girls".

I swear...if I was this girl's dad....

posted by Joe Famous 13 July | 11:10

Morrison's poetry in general sucks canal water. I also have a special grudge against him since I personally knew two guys who were convinced they were his reincarnation and insisted on being called "Jim." The Doors managed to make a few good songs ("My Eyes Have Seen You," "Break On Through," "Soul Kitchen") but that was in spite of Jimbo's poetic delusions. He was a handsome cat, though.

/music geek digression

posted by jonmc 13 July | 11:11

Reminds me of that politician in Portland whose dirty emails got leaked to the media.

posted by matildaben 13 July | 11:36

See here for what mats is talkin' about.

posted by Specklet 13 July | 11:55

Morrison was a hack. The Doors were the Creed of their time.

posted by jrossi4r 13 July | 12:14

I thought it was a funny if poem if it was meant to be ironic. And if the 18-yr-old is sophisticated and lacking in vacuousness (lacking in lacking?) enough to 'get' irony, then maybe they're a pair.

If the poem wasn't meant to be ironic then, hell... lynch 'im.

posted by shane 13 July | 12:37

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