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13 July 2006

Chicken confirms U.S. is The Great Satan ...or something...→[More:]

Hey, she's probably right.

post by: shane at: 13:22 | 14 comments

Scramble it up and serve it with some bacon.

posted by jonmc 13 July | 13:23

So what happens when the egg eventually does go bad?

posted by sveskemus 13 July | 13:25

I bet they end up eating the chicken anyway when she's past her egg laying prime. Sooner, if the egg goes bad.

posted by shane 13 July | 13:33

So which came first, the allah egg or the flying spaghetti monster?

If anyone has a good recipe for spaghetti ala carbonara, this is the perfect opportunity to eat two beliefs with one fork.

posted by iconomy 13 July | 13:36

My chickens have only ever laid eggs with shit on them. I must be doing something wrong.

posted by mudpuppie 13 July | 13:37

Doesn't carbonara usually have pancetta in it? That wouldn't work for the Muslims then...

posted by sciurus 13 July | 13:46

Doesn't carbonara usually have pancetta in it?

Well, I know the Jainists wouldn't eat it. Jainists are cool.
:-)

posted by shane 13 July | 13:53

Bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good....

posted by jonmc 13 July | 13:54

sveskemus: "So what happens when the egg eventually does go bad?"

Well then Allah will have egg on his face, won't He?

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 13 July | 14:01

It's a good thing the egg didn't have a picture of Allah on it, otherwise they'd have to find the infidel chicken and destroy it and it's offspring.

posted by Hellbient 13 July | 15:11

Infidel Chicken would be a great band name. Just sayin'...

posted by jonmc 13 July | 15:12

The egg has gone bad.

Allah has abandoned us.

Lets invade Israel!

posted by I Love Tacos 13 July | 15:24

Too bad it's not fertilized, or somebody'd start worshipping the resulting chicken eventually. Then when it eventually died they might enshrine the head, and then there would be a whole group of people worshiping a chickenhead.

posted by Hugh Janus 13 July | 15:43

We need a celestial internet for the gods so they can communicate with us more dependably than the eggshell-writing /toast-imaging/ stain-on-the-basement-floor methods they have been using.

"What's that, God? Oh, don't blow up my neighbors with nuclear weapons? Oops. Sorry about that, God. I didn't get the eggshell."

posted by taz 13 July | 15:56

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