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12 July 2006

Hey ! How come no more Dumbco Updates?

post by: Lipstick Thespian at: 13:59 | 18 comments

I was just thinking the same thing.

posted by JanetLand 12 July | 14:00

Dumbco is wise to jonmc's sorceror's ways.

posted by Hugh Janus 12 July | 14:02

So what are they gonna do? Fire him?

posted by elizard 12 July | 14:04

Well TL could do it too, doesn't she work there?

posted by Lipstick Thespian 12 July | 14:05

Nothing interesting here in the past couple days. Urinal Talker must have found a new playmate. I'm just psyched for more naked beach frolicking this weekend.

posted by jonmc 12 July | 14:09

Urinal Talker must have found a new playmate. I'm just psyched for more naked beach frolicking this weekend.

That's what you call "nothing interesting?" Shit, dude, that's an entire Ezrin concept album right there.

posted by Hugh Janus 12 July | 14:23

That's merely speculation, Hugh. For all I know, he's frozen his own pee and sculpted it into imaginary friends with a chainsaw. And y'all already know that I enjoy the naked frolicking. My new look has gotten good reviews from my DumbCo cellmates, though.

posted by jonmc 12 July | 14:25

So, you showed them the same snapshots you showed us, eh? I think you're onto something with that extra leg.

posted by Hugh Janus 12 July | 14:30

Well, it improves my soccer game, no doubt.

posted by jonmc 12 July | 14:31

You could also use D_W's favorite skin-flake-cloud as a cloaking device when you approach the goal. Unstoppable!

posted by Hugh Janus 12 July | 14:39

It'd be like trying to defend your goal against a fucking superswarm of albino killer bees covered in mucus. No goalie's mind could withstand the Lovecraftian horror.

posted by Divine_Wino 12 July | 15:16

"Wino, your skin cloud."

posted by Divine_Wino 12 July | 15:17

(wino lies. he captured the skin cloud in a balloon and is using the DNA to engineer his own private mc army.)

posted by jonmc 12 July | 15:21

RUN TO THE HILLS!

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

posted by Hugh Janus 12 July | 15:25

Actually, I may have some interesting DumbCo news, but it's going to have to wait till UT gets back from Seattle.

But don't ask me for any details yet, because I don't have any for you.

posted by TrishaLynn 12 July | 15:38

I have even more interesting DumbCo news, but don't ask me about it, because I just made it up and I'll forget I even posted this by the time you ask.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

posted by Hugh Janus 12 July | 15:57

For Immediate Release: Dumbco patents new ejection seat for helicopters, CEO to rain wet chunks of himself all over an eager crowd of business journalists in first ever public proof of concept.

posted by Divine_Wino 12 July | 16:08

I miss too much when I'm away...

Jocularity! Jocularity!

posted by Pips 13 July | 08:56

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