Thanks, iconomy, for this "short arm inspection."

"What exactly are you going to do with those arms, huh, tough guy? Not reach me to death. Put 'em away. You're silly."

This was very funny and made me laugh. I think the phrase "comedy gold" would be apropos, but it's usually reserved for people and things that don't know they're funny. Still, comedy gold.

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Man, that's funny. I never had noticed how short his arms were before.

Still, he is one fine-looking man. And I liked that news story about him rescuing a cat from a group of kids. They sprayed with hair spray and were trying to set it on fire. He was driving by, saw it, pulled over, cursed the kids out, took the cat away from them, and took it to a shelter. Even I find this affecting, and I hate cats.

Matthew McConaughey?

If dancing naked and playing the bongo drums is wrong ... then I don't wanna be right.

I'd like to state for the record that I have ape-like loooong arms.

on the other hand, why should McConaughey come out of the closet when much more successful, older actors whose career wouldn't receive as much damage stay comfortably in the closet?

he really does! poor baby...

Bongos seem such an odd choice for the arm-length deficient. A ukelele, sure, but bongos...maybe he had them customized or something.