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The girlfriend application is useless. It doesn't include need-to-know questions like "If I get black-out drunk and piss in the bed, will you get angry?" and "Do you ever forget to take your Seroquel?"
Hang, on - I con't know what the right answers are! How am I supposed to lie accurately without some guidance? There should be an accompanying position description.
Man, I have been working ofr the goverment for too long.