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10 July 2006

WARNING TRUCKERS If you visit this adult bookstore we will take your picture and send it to your employer
Ugh.
posted by mudpuppie 10 July | 14:01
Oh jesus. From the website:

War-Line is serious about fighting organizations that lend to pornography, destroy lives and families in our communities around the country. As you well know, nude/bikini bars and adult book stores are two organizations that cause much of the pain and suffering in our society. In addition, they tend to lead to sexual assault due to the "frenzy from aroused men" that frequent these locations.

We plan to frequent these locations with cameras and if you wish to enter a nude/bikini bar or adult book store, your photo could wind up on our site! How would you like for your mother, wife, father, children, pastor or others to see your photo on the world-wide web as you enter one of these establishments? Think twice before you plan to visit one of these facilities or you could "Get Busted" on War-Line.
posted by mudpuppie 10 July | 14:03
I think the main reason those guys don't like porn is because their cocks are obscured by their bellies making jerking off difficult.
posted by jonmc 10 July | 14:03
As you well know, nude/bikini bars and adult book stores are two organizations that cause much of the pain and suffering in our society.

Uh, yeah, when I think 'dirty books' and 'naked dancing women,' the first thing that comes to mind is 'pain.' OK...
posted by jonmc 10 July | 14:05
Also from the website:

Hellooooooooooooooo - Is anyone awake out there? Statistics are pretty revealing. Porn shops and strip joints are demeaning to women and promote sexual violence. “Oh well” and “who cares” and “life sucks” attitudes promote the erroneous belief that people who are sexually assaulted and raped recover okay. Sexual Assault and Rape Hurt Forever.....and Ever. The damage is severe and long term. War-Line is going to try to make a difference.

See what they did there? They used statistics!
posted by mudpuppie 10 July | 14:06
I think they're just trucker fetishists.
giovanni, in a few minutes, I'm going dancing naked -- again -- in the streets

I'll tell you if these guys take my picture, OK?


'naked dancing women,' the first thing that comes to mind is 'pain.'

I thought the same thing - - unless they dance on your privates, not much pain there
posted by matteo 10 July | 14:09
in a few minutes, I'm going dancing naked -- again -- in the streets

Here, this will warm you up first.
posted by jonmc 10 July | 14:12
Clearly, all the people on their "Busted!" page are rapists:
≡ Click to see image ≡
(Don't they look a little young for a porn shop?)
posted by me3dia 10 July | 14:14
giovanni!
posted by matteo 10 July | 14:16
I like how they try to frame their conservative/religious theme under an "anti-rape" cloak. When I went to check out their website I was expecting some kind of moral wanking site, what I didn't expect to see first thing was the whole "anti-rape" thing. Right on! I'm anti-rape too!! WOOT! now tell me again how this relates to porn stores, and how shutting down the porn industry will stop rape? Yeesh, mental midgets to say the least.
posted by eekacat 10 July | 14:16
And what's with that tagline: War Against Rape Let It Never End"?

Why don't they want the war against rape to end? If they succeed in stopping rape, wouldn't the war, by nature of victory, end? I know the Bush Administration has sort of redefined war as something without an end-point, but generally the idea is to end the war once it's won.

If they really don't want it to end, they're going to have to start raping people themselves, so they have an enemy to fight against. Or at least let some of the rapists out every once in a while for a quick controlled foxhunt-style thing.
posted by me3dia 10 July | 14:23
See what they did there? They used statistics!


Don't you mean: STATISTICS!

Thank god the internet has made these kind of clowns fairly impotent.
posted by Mitheral 10 July | 14:25
I now feel a moral obligation to go into one of these porn stores.
posted by small_ruminant 10 July | 14:30
Why stop there? I say we all have a moral obligation to create some porn.

POWER TO THE PEOPLE! Who's with me??
posted by jonmc 10 July | 14:31
And what's with that tagline: War Against Rape Let It Never End"?

Me3, what we have here is a desperate attempt to attain legitimacy by naming the organization with an acronym (WAR-LINE). All good community groups need one.
posted by mudpuppie 10 July | 14:34
Is it time to post a picture of my bare breasts yet?
posted by getoffmylawn 10 July | 14:43
If you must.
posted by jonmc 10 July | 14:45
All good community groups need one.

DAMN-LINE: Dumb Acronyms Make Nonsense - Let It Never End
posted by me3dia 10 July | 14:46
How exciting!
posted by Joe Famous 10 July | 14:53
Oh, wait, sorry, wrong web group.

*Likes porn, doesn't care who knows it*

posted by getoffmylawn 10 July | 14:56
*starts watching Debbie Does Dallas in solidarity.*
posted by Pips 10 July | 15:01
solidarity, indeed.
posted by jonmc 10 July | 15:02
*starts watching Debbie Does Dallas in solidarity.*


Shit!. . .now I am REALLY sorry a meetup didn't happen.

(pips. . I know you have the novel blocked out (as in outlined, not as in avoiding thinking about it), but there HAS to be room for some guys like the ones in that photo in there somewhere. . .a cameo, anything)
posted by danf 10 July | 15:11
Is it time to post a picture of my bare breasts yet?

Oh, wait, sorry, wrong web group.


Right. Wrong web goup for that, all right.

*giggles nervously*
posted by Specklet 10 July | 15:12
tushes of course, are a-ok.

*laughs demonically*
posted by jonmc 10 July | 15:13
Coincidentally, danf, there is a truckstop prostitution scene in my book...

(the car wash clip in DDD's my favorite, by the by...) ; )
posted by Pips 10 July | 15:20
Coincidentally, danf, there is a truckstop prostitution scene in my book...


Say no more Pips. . .I can see the cover now.

REVENGE OF THE SLEEPER LEAPERS!!!
posted by danf 10 July | 15:25
REVENGE OF THE SLEEPER LEAPERS!!!

Yeah, that would probably sell better than Newton's Cradle.

(a whole different kind of "clicking balls")
posted by Pips 10 July | 15:33
errrr..uh....
no more tushes there please, Johnny Mac

even my good eye's gone bad now. lol.
posted by Joe Famous 10 July | 15:37
Is there already an erotica section devoted to truck stops? Because if there isn't there ought to be, there's so much of it. Tailpipe Truckers springs immediately to mind, unfortunately.
posted by small_ruminant 10 July | 15:43
Ten-four, butt-buddy!
posted by Hugh Janus 10 July | 15:48
...butt-buddy

Now there's a handle, if I ever heard one.
posted by Pips 10 July | 15:54
Does anyone else remember a "novelty song" called Truck Stop Butt Fuck? As in "bend you over and grease you up," or did I just imagine this in order to make a comment in this thread?
posted by WolfDaddy 10 July | 16:24
Google's never heard of it, WolfDaddy. Now I have to set my computer on fire so no one ever knows I googled that.
posted by puke & cry 10 July | 16:58
I googled it too, and now I feel kind of silly.
posted by mudpuppie 10 July | 17:04
Is there already an erotica section devoted to truck stops?


Wait just a second: Am I missing out on the erotica devoted to truck stops feature of MeCha? Where's it at?
posted by getoffmylawn 10 July | 17:47
It's at Exit 24A off of 95, just past Harrisburg. Be there at 8:35 pm tomorrow.
posted by Hugh Janus 10 July | 18:46
I swear if I lived close to this, I would go and just hang around across from them and take pictures of them. Over and over. Until they snapped. It would be great fun and you know it wouldn't take much to set the uptight old fools off.
I'm with you, weretable. I keep thinking how much fun it'd be to take a busload of trucker-looking guys (yes, I know that many) to mill around in front of the store all day when this crew is there. And give them all cameras. That would be incredibly fun.
posted by BoringPostcards 10 July | 21:19
If I were a trucker, I'd have to manage a drive-by ejaculation. And they can do it, too. I know because a Bloodhound Gang song told me.
posted by Eideteker 10 July | 21:52
Conservatives using the rhetoric of anti-rape to frame an anti-pornography agenda began in the 1980s when they latched onto the anti-porn civil rights ordinances fostered by a branch of the feminist movement [editorial comment: not my branch] that sought to ban pornography as a violation of women's civil rights. Doing so made them seem less like right-wing fundy wackos and more acceptable, like they were trying to protect women. It's interesting to me, 20 years after having studied this in a very academic and intellectual setting, to see the rhetoric still alive and well on the side of a rural highway.
posted by matildaben 10 July | 22:34
Ah, yes. I remember the 1988 Bellingham initiative well. A marriage made in hell: Dworkin and the Christofascists. Not to mention Nikki Craft.

It's interesting that the feminazis only exist with the support of the extreme right. There should be a lesson there somewhere.

The initiative passed by a healthy margin, you know.

Lovely little town with an amazing track record of spawning serial killers.
posted by warbaby 11 July | 10:57
OMG! Baby riding a rooster! || Kinky stays "Kinky," but "Grandma" gets the boot.

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