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10 July 2006

Repent, Sinners! You all do know about the Church Sign Generator, right? Just checking.
post by: Miko at: 10:24 | 110 comments
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posted by jonmc 10 July | 10:26
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 10:40
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posted by seanyboy 10 July | 10:43
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posted by iconomy 10 July | 10:44
dammit, i swear I changed the spelling of "pedophilia"!
posted by Hellbient 10 July | 10:47
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 10:48
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 10:53
There's a church near my house whose sign reads "HE TOUCHED ME"

You can't make that shit up.
posted by ferociouskitty 10 July | 10:55
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posted by danostuporstar 10 July | 10:57
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 10:57
damn you dano!
posted by Hellbient 10 July | 10:58
Note to self: hellbient owes me a coke.
posted by danostuporstar 10 July | 10:59
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thanks ferociouskitty
posted by Hellbient 10 July | 11:01
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This was on the church sign up the street from me in December.
posted by rainbaby 10 July | 11:02
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http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/
posted by sciurus 10 July | 11:05
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posted by essexjan 10 July | 11:07
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posted by iconomy 10 July | 11:14
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sorry...
posted by iconomy 10 July | 11:15
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posted by mike9322 10 July | 11:21
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 11:33
That's a nice PSA from Ceiling Cat. There is waaaaay too much traffic on that road for such shenanigans, and besides, it's not even dark yet.
posted by rainbaby 10 July | 11:37
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 11:54
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 11:57
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(last one courtesy of Landover Baptist)
posted by agropyron 10 July | 12:01
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 12:12
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posted by agropyron 10 July | 12:20
There are also Street Sign and Warning Sign generators out there too.
posted by getoffmylawn 10 July | 12:21
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 12:27
I am so, so happy I posted this. My co-workers downstairs may be wondering about the snarfing laughter sounds coming from up here.
posted by Miko 10 July | 12:29
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 12:33
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posted by essexjan 10 July | 12:39
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ha jan!
posted by Hellbient 10 July | 12:40
Can I ask a question? Those of you using imageshack, which option do you choose and how do you post your pic in the thread?
posted by Miko 10 July | 12:45
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 12:45
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 12:47
miko - copy the "direct link to image" address and past it in after you hit the "image" button here.
posted by Hellbient 10 July | 12:50
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posted by mike9322 10 July | 12:57
The tampon one and the shot one are making me giggle a lot.
posted by Specklet 10 July | 13:01
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posted by Hugh Janus 10 July | 13:11
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 13:17
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posted by SassHat 10 July | 13:27
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posted by Eideteker 10 July | 13:30
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 13:39
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posted by mike9322 10 July | 13:40
You might not get this one, but:
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posted by Daniel Charms 10 July | 13:41
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 13:47
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 13:53
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posted by Daniel Charms 10 July | 13:57
posted by mike9322 10 July | 13:59
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posted by Daniel Charms 10 July | 14:10
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posted by agropyron 10 July | 14:12
Heh, Eideteker. I was thinking about wearing my "Cabinet Sanchez" t-shirt today but I'm sick of people asking me what the hell it is.
posted by matildaben 10 July | 14:14
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 14:14
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posted by Miko 10 July | 14:15
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 14:16
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posted by Daniel Charms 10 July | 14:19
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 14:21
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Inspired by some recent frivolity in IRC.
posted by Miko 10 July | 14:22
Damn, that should've read 'SECOND ASSEMBLY OF GOD'
posted by Daniel Charms 10 July | 14:22
Hellbient, I sure hope you had the day off today.
posted by Miko 10 July | 14:23
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 14:24
Does anyone else find these painfully funny? I mean, I'm having a hard time controlling my bursts of hilarity at each new one. Maybe it's because every time I drive by an actual one of these signs, whatever little gem freshly cut from the pages of Brother Milton K. Fungus' Weekly Glurge Digest is posted there is guaranteed to turn my stomach and set my brain off on a fiery rant about everything that's wrong with fatuous modern American Christianity.
posted by Miko 10 July | 14:26
no, but I've got a serious case of the Mondays!
Thanks Miko...
posted by Hellbient 10 July | 14:27
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posted by Daniel Charms 10 July | 14:29
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 14:31
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posted by mudpuppie 10 July | 14:41
i can see that one being real, mudpuppie.
posted by Hellbient 10 July | 14:44
These are hilarious! Except the one about the large singing black ladies, because that would totally make me want to go to church.
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posted by mudpuppie 10 July | 14:45
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posted by Daniel Charms 10 July | 14:46
They've been having a little trouble recruiting:
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posted by me3dia 10 July | 14:49
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posted by mudpuppie 10 July | 14:49
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posted by Daniel Charms 10 July | 14:53
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posted by Daniel Charms 10 July | 15:04
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posted by mudpuppie 10 July | 15:06
Oops. I apparently chose "link" rather than "image" for one of mine. I was wondering why it didn't show up.
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posted by mike9322 10 July | 15:19
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 15:32
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posted by agropyron 10 July | 15:34
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posted by Daniel Charms 10 July | 15:36
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yuk yuk.
posted by Hellbient 10 July | 15:36
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 15:41
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posted by Daniel Charms 10 July | 15:44
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posted by agropyron 10 July | 15:57
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posted by mudpuppie 10 July | 16:02
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 16:10
hellbient: "Now with more Jesus!"

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posted by Daniel Charms 10 July | 16:14
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posted by mudpuppie 10 July | 16:19
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posted by Atom Eyes 10 July | 16:31
DC - or
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 16:38
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posted by Atom Eyes 10 July | 16:44
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posted by Hugh Janus 10 July | 16:54
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posted by Atom Eyes 10 July | 17:06
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posted by Atom Eyes 10 July | 17:13
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 17:14
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 17:22
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posted by mudpuppie 10 July | 18:17
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posted by agropyron 10 July | 18:24
Also...

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posted by agropyron 10 July | 18:31
Praise the meta-Lord!
posted by Hugh Janus 10 July | 18:43
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posted by Hellbient 10 July | 21:05
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posted by wendell 10 July | 21:19
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posted by wendell 10 July | 21:36
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posted by rob511 11 July | 06:00
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