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08 July 2006

You're a famous hiphop producer, arrested in Dubai for possession of cocaine. Who are you gonna call? Why, Orrin Hatch, of course!

post by: scody at: 22:45 | 7 comments

of course!

posted by quonsar 08 July | 22:52

Just more proof that hiphop music is just an evil conspiracy of them racist Republicans to keep the black man down.
And I haven't been drinking tonight. Maybe I should start.

posted by wendell 08 July | 22:58

The moral?

Its good to be rich, really, really stinking rich. And don't bring drugs into Dubai, you have to buy them there.

posted by fenriq 08 July | 22:58

Who the hell brings coke to Dubai?

posted by stilicho 09 July | 00:26

Coals to Newcastle.

posted by Hugh Janus 09 July | 01:31

he's obviously Hatch's dealer too ; >

(or dubya's, of course!)

stilicho--it was for Naomi Campbell's bday party there...i don't know if he was bringing it for her or just for himself tho.

posted by amberglow 09 July | 12:18

Hmm, who do those Australians call when they get busted in Bali? Whoever it is, they suck, maybe they should try Orrin.

But seriously, this is off-pissing (as a friend of mine likes to say) on so many levels, I frankly don't have the energy to go into it. They should have just left him there.

posted by King of Prontopia 09 July | 22:29

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