No wonder it's so hard to get off your car!

No.... shit!

The place where I live has its plusses and minuses. Every morning, as I attempt to awake, I can hear the sweet sounds of little birds like this:
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Unfortunately, that telephone wire he/she is sitting on stretches directly over the space where I park my car. As a result:
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Recent attempts to wash the car have made that news story quite unsurprising.

Wait... space poop?

so pieces of insulation fall off each time they use them, but poop stays on? (why don't they just coat it in the stuff?)

yup. that's some powerful shit.