Just got back ... →[More:]... from a weekend at my sister's, in Derby (about 130 miles from here). It was her 50th birthday, so there was a bit of a party, which was fun, nice restaurant, good music to dance to (70s and 80s old school).

She got a computer for her birthday, so I did some tweaking for her, set up her email and downloaded the screensaver of her choice (Spongebob Squarepants). It was very hard going at times - her knowledge of computers is so rudimentary that when I referred to the desktop she said "But it's not on a desk, it's on the dining table." By way of revenge I introduced her to tubgirl and goatse

Then my car decided to act all wappy on me, and the central locking wouldn't work so there was a danger I might be trapped in the car. Eventually my bro-in-law managed to open it. I've had to leave it unlocked in the garage until I can get it seen to.

The journey home took 6 hours, due to several accidents which closed the motorway, so I had to add another 80 miles on my journey by coming off the motorway and driving through Beds, Herts and Essex to get home. I've called in the office to tell them I'll take tomorrow out of my annual leave, I'm both shattered and wired.

So how's your weekend going?