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01 July 2006

It's Devil's Night in Darwin [More:]Today, as well as being Canada Day, is Territory Day, when the Northern Territory of Australia celebrates the granting of self-governance.

The NT has always been "frontier country". They do things a little differently up here. In particular, fireworks are legal on Territory Day, and they are able to be sold the week leading up to it.

This is a little like inviting an alcoholic to an open bar. Everyone buys as many fireworks as they can in as short a space of time as possible, and sets them all off on one day of the year.

It's been going on about 12 hours now (not counting the early starters from last night) and my dogs are about to book themselves into therapy. We broke the rules and let them hide inside for the evening, but it hasn't helped much. I'm hoping people's fireworks supply runs out pretty soon, because it's getting a bit old. How do all your Fourth-Of-Julyers and Guy-Fawkser deal with this shit?
I spent 6 weeks in Darwin in the 80s, working construction without a work visa, saving money for the next leg of my journey. One day a local department store put on an outdoor fashion show on the pedestrian mall. The models were flown in from Sydney.

They hadn't gotten very far into the show when a mob of rough neck fellow construction workers spilled out of a couple of nearby bars. They were dumbfounded at first, but quickly figured out what to do. "Show us yer tits!" one screamed at a model. The crowd picked up the chant, and the models walked down the runway to a chorus of "SHOW US YER TITS! SHOW US YER TITS! SHOW US YER TITS!"

I felt bad for the models but it was still funny as hell. That and the beer can regatta are my memories of Darwin.
posted by LarryC 01 July | 10:47
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