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31 May 2006

Hi I'm kinda drunk and at work and writing a software requirements specification. What are you doing?
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The more amusingly obscene and oblique, the better

post by: cmonkey at: 22:16 | 18 comments

I'm totally sick and waiting for my wonton soup to show up. Oh, that's not amusing at all...

I'm totally expanding on my plot for world domination. My Super Death Ray of Ultimate Submission is almost complete. All I need is some wonton soup for the flibulator. And then the world is mine! Mwahahahahahahaha!

posted by elizard 31 May | 22:21

I'm oiling my glove. Big game tomorrow.

posted by jelly 31 May | 22:21

I am dyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyying of huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunger while I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait for my piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiza.

posted by occhiblu 31 May | 22:25

I'm sitting here, sulking about the fact that it appears that the people who own this building are going to sell it (they're fixing it up! but why!). I've thought about moving, but I don't want to be forced to do it!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 31 May | 22:30

Also at work, but not drunk at all, more's the pity. Trying to come up with something coherent to say during a 30-minute presentation I have to give tommorrow. So far I've typed two lines - do you think that will be enough if I allow some time for questions?

posted by dg 31 May | 22:33

If you speak verrrrryyyyyy sloooowwwwlllllyyy. And use lots of photos.

posted by elizard 31 May | 22:36

I just took my first bath (aka not shower) since the vasectomy. My balls are bleeding at the moment, I think the water fucked with the stiches, but overall the bath felt great.

I should go to bed, but I'm looking up Butthole Surfers videos on youtube instead.

posted by danostuporstar 31 May | 22:39

Also use lots of animated slide transitions, dg. You can shave several minutes off just by having a really slow screen dissolve.

posted by cmonkey 31 May | 22:42

Dano, I think MY BALLS ARE BLEEDING totally deserves a shouting thread.

And also, I want a job I can be drunk at.

posted by jrossi4r 31 May | 22:48

I am just being happy that I can't say:

"My balls are bleeding at the moment"

posted by arse_hat 31 May | 23:04

I have no balls but I am bleeding. Apologies if that's TMI. I'm not drunk but I may take some "cramps medicine" later. I'm not at my job right now, but when I'm at it, I TOTALLY KICK ASS!

posted by matildaben 31 May | 23:12

I'm putting on the lotion so that I don't get the hose.

posted by Rhomboid 31 May | 23:16

Rhomboid, your post really upsets me. What exactly is wrong with getting hosed?!

posted by jelly 31 May | 23:20

dano, thanks for making any complaints on my end totally empty.

Heal soon.

For me, I'm typing one handed as my newborn sleeps on my arm. He had a snippy day and is feeling a wee bit sore.

And I have no job.

posted by fenriq 01 June | 00:02

I got overly excited when the pizza FINALLY arrived and now I am suffering from having eaten too much pizza.

posted by occhiblu 01 June | 00:11

HUNGRY and ANNOYED. What a waste of the munchies. Trying to not scratch the itchy healing tattoo. Listening to Hasidic Reggae. Should be going to sleep, but my sleep schedule is all fucked and I'm JUST NOT TIRED.

posted by YouCanCallMeAl 01 June | 00:28

Just got up. I had a rare (for me) difficult nights sleep last night. I dreamt a lot about celebrities too which is odd. According to my psyche it turns out that ...

- Donald Sutherland is nice in a bear hugging avuncular way.
- Madonna is OK, but don't get in her way when she's jogging.
- Colin Farrell is very caring and is progressing very nicely with his 12 steps.
- Allison Janney is wicked funny with a dry sense of humout.
- Janel Moloney is a natural redhead who is struggling with her alcoholism.
- Madonna's Kids like to cook fish.

posted by seanyboy 01 June | 01:55

I *was* drunk. Now I"m hungover. But happily I echo the sentiment that my balls are not bleeding. I have no balls. Not phyiscal ones. And mentally I opnly have them intermittantly. I'm also not bleeding from my womanhood.

Also, fenriq that is such a great image of you holding junior while he sleeps and you type. Makes me smile!

posted by chewatadistance 01 June | 06:57

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