Gaspode is a golden godess... →[More:]Let me tell you why:
I was having an awful day in the middle of a terrible, awful week. It is very fucking hot in my apartment, and I am without a computer again (hence my recent absence from Meta Land).
I was sitting in my living room watching a rerun of "yes, dear" and generally feeling sorry for myself about being the least productive member of society.
A knock came at the door...I ignored it because I thought it was the stupid door-to-door guy who came over yesterday. A while later, I went to get to check the mail, and found out that it was a package - for me! From Amazon! From 'Pode!