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31 May 2006

Dig this: "The real war is between those who are turned on, and those who are uptight."
-Timothy Leary (October 22, 1920 - May 31, 1996)
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Shamelessly yoinked from boingboing.

I sorta do/sorta don't have snitch issues* and general possible Hippie Guru Manipulation issues with Auld Timmie, but ha-ha that wikipedia article is a pretty good read. I like the bits about his escape from prison and wild adventures:

Leary's first run in with the law came in 1965. During a border crossing from Mexico into the United States, his daughter was caught with marijuana. After taking responsibility for the controlled substance, Leary was convicted of possession under the Marijuana Tax Act and sentenced to 30 years in jail. Soon after, however, he appealed the case, claiming the Marijuana Tax Act was in fact unconstitutional, as it required a degree of self-incrimination. Leary claimed this was in stark violation of the Fifth Amendment. The Supreme Court concurred. In 1969, the Marijuana Tax Act was declared unconstitutional, and Timothy Leary's conviction was quashed.

In 1970, Leary was again convicted of possession of marijuana and was sentenced to jail. When Leary arrived in prison, he was given psychological tests that were used to assign inmates to appropriate work details. Having designed many of the tests himself, Leary answered them in such a way that he seemed to be a very conforming, conventional person with a great interest in forestry and gardening.

As a result, Leary was assigned to work as a gardener in a lower security prison, which made escape possible. Leary considered his non-violent escape to be a humorous prank and left a challenging note for the authorities to find after he was gone. For a fee paid by The Brotherhood of Eternal Love, the Weathermen smuggled Leary and his wife Rosemary Woodruff Leary out of the United States and into Algeria. The couple's plan to take refuge with the Black Panther Eldridge Cleaver failed after Cleaver attempted to hold Leary hostage. Leary described his expectation of reasonableness from a black militant as "naive." The couple fled to Switzerland.

* I guess the weathermen forgave him, but anti-snitching is deeply drilled into, perhaps I need to take some LSD and work that shit out.
posted by Divine_Wino 31 May | 13:52
For a fee paid by The Brotherhood of Eternal Love,

Sorry, I just laughed myself into a hemmoraghe and now I'm dead, you bastard.
posted by jonmc 31 May | 13:54
For a fee paid by The Brotherhood of Eternal Love, the Weathermen smuggled Leary and his wife Rosemary Woodruff Leary out of the United States and into Algeria.

Does that not seem like the best comic book ever? I wanna be smuggled out of somewhere by the weathermen...

The future sucks maaaaaaaaaan!
posted by Divine_Wino 31 May | 14:00
I wanna be smuggled out of somewhere by the weathermen...

Wouldja settle for being escorted out of a bar by Storm Field?
posted by jonmc 31 May | 14:02
I punch meterologists on sight, it's something else I need to go see the LSD angels about.
posted by Divine_Wino 31 May | 14:05
Well, go score us some blotter and well hang out at my place eating White Castle and listening to old polka records.
posted by jonmc 31 May | 14:07
My grandpa listened to polka and Sousa exclusively.
posted by Hugh Janus 31 May | 14:13
I have a few dirty polka mp3's (I am not kidding) maybe between them and the acid, we can conjure Paw Janus' Libido From The Great Beyond.

It's worth trying.
posted by jonmc 31 May | 14:15
But Tim was right, you know?
posted by Divine_Wino 31 May | 14:17
You mean that he was "naive" to seek help from the Panthers?
posted by Hugh Janus 31 May | 14:18
No that the real war is between the Turned on and the Uptight. Oh also that it is important to take heck of acid and roll around in your own poop!
posted by Divine_Wino 31 May | 14:22
Man I miss you militants. Someday I'ma be able to go out. I got a million fucking books for you Hugh X! And I got a million other jams for you Jon Afrika!
posted by Divine_Wino 31 May | 14:24
Well, look, man, try to just, man, LOOK! Man, we just need, man, some kind of RELAX! Man, don't do that while, man, I don't know, maybe we can make it a weekend or take a day off, ya know, man, and go lay waste to uptightness, man, YEAH! Man, have I got words for you, man, on PAGES! of BOOKS! Man, they don't know what they're up against, man, power to the Man, man, and to the PEOPLE! Man, they touch us with they hands, we gon' break they arms!
posted by Hugh Janus 31 May | 14:29
No that the real war is between the Turned on and the Uptight.

Yes, but many of those who think they are Turned On are actually extremely Uptight, and vice versa.

And I got a million other jams for you Jon Afrika!

It's Rasheed O'Malley or alternately, Nunzio Islam.
posted by jonmc 31 May | 14:32
Nunzio Islam is pretty fresh, no Turned on and Uptight are absolutes in this case.

I'm feeling the idea of taking a day off actually. Let me feed it into the IBM Machine and see what it says.
posted by Divine_Wino 31 May | 14:34
no Turned on and Uptight are absolutes in this case.

Yes, but it's not as easy to tell who's who, is what I'm saying, you dig.

I'm feeling the idea of taking a day off actually. Let me feed it into the IBM Machine and see what it says.

Well, me & Hugh "Sugar Papa" janus will be out in I'm-Gonna-Sit-Right-Down-And-Tell-You-Astoria, drinking beer and shootin' pool with the Geezers at the Geezer Bar. You're welcome to come along.
posted by jonmc 31 May | 14:38
The couple's plan to take refuge with the Black Panther Eldridge Cleaver failed after Cleaver attempted to hold Leary hostage.


Which lead to one of my most favorite (and probably totally apocryphal) exchanges ever:

Cleaver: You're either part of the problem or part of the solution.

Leary: People who say "you're either part of the problem or part of the solution" are themselves part of the problem.

(Pause.)

Cleaver: Fuck you, man.


Also there should an RPG with an enchanted blade called the Eldritch Cleaver that does +1 damage against elder gods and ancient ones.
posted by PinkStainlessTail 31 May | 14:41
Eldridge is now a Mormon, isn't he?
posted by jonmc 31 May | 14:43
He's now a corpse, actually, but yeah he was LDS at the end.
posted by PinkStainlessTail 31 May | 14:44
but yeah he was LDS at the end.

Maybe, he was dyslexic and read Leary wrong.
posted by jonmc 31 May | 14:47
PST:


I love it!
posted by Divine_Wino 31 May | 14:50
BTW D_W I made this yesterday, dunno if you saw it in the other thread:

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posted by PinkStainlessTail 31 May | 15:00
I didn't and I love it so much I just did a sitting backflip!
posted by Divine_Wino 31 May | 15:08
That's just the spins, dude.
posted by jonmc 31 May | 15:08
Sober as a naked beekeeper brothah!

PST:
That is now my desktop bless your heart.
posted by Divine_Wino 31 May | 15:13
Then it's DT's.
posted by jonmc 31 May | 15:14
Right, I'm off to the gas station for my one rationed beer of the evening, gotta get right!
posted by Divine_Wino 31 May | 15:17
We will think of you as we drink ours, brotha.

(one of these fuckin' days, we will get you out to this dive, man. mark my words)
posted by jonmc 31 May | 15:19
Someone just called to say they are bringing me a small amount of really crappy vodka.
it just doesn't compare.
posted by ethylene 31 May | 15:21
Riunite on ice!

Canei?
posted by Hugh Janus 31 May | 15:29
No, you can't. Now put that thing away.
posted by jonmc 31 May | 15:31

(one of these fuckin' days, we will get you out to this dive, man. mark my words)


After the end of June the wino becomes much more free and easy peasie. It'll happen.

Eth,

Do you read achewood?


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posted by Divine_Wino 31 May | 15:37
The most baloney mini-bar of all time!
posted by Divine_Wino 31 May | 15:38
once in a while.
now i gotta get me some Tang.
posted by ethylene 31 May | 15:44
Speaking of tang,

I've been listening to that new red hot chilli peppers song, Dani California, because half of it makes me feel bouncy and summery and happy and it's got these funny rhymes like

"gettin born in mississippi
pappa was a copper
momma was a hippy"

and I keep spazzing out and singing these little outbursts like

"Sweet Santanna
Roseanne Roseannadanna"

I don't envy the CIA guy at Guantanamo that has to deal with whatever they waterboard out of my subconscious when they finnaly grip me up for being a died in the wool anti-bad times guy.
posted by Divine_Wino 31 May | 15:52
You know, I've often thought that a suitable reaction to torture would be to demonstrate what a hard-on it gives me, but then I realize waterboarding probably wouldn't give me a hard-on, and my torturers would probably cut my dick off at the first sign of tumescence. I've often thought that part through, too. That's why I don't blow shit up.
posted by Hugh Janus 31 May | 15:56
Reason is all we have, che.
posted by Divine_Wino 31 May | 15:58
Well, reason and torture-boners.
posted by Divine_Wino 31 May | 16:01
Thanks a lot, assholes. This thread just gave me a gnarly case of episodic flashbacks. It's the gift that keeps on giving!
posted by loquacious 31 May | 16:15
Yeah, it keeps on giving and as long as you like pinche false color weather map mandelas flying across your field of vision and synethesia where that Black Moon song tastes like Ripe Navel Oranges you're all good. It's like a fucking trust fund from Aldous Huxley.
posted by Divine_Wino 31 May | 18:05
Late to the party: damn!

Leary was the P.T. Barnum of Psychedelics: a ceaseless self-promoter who craved the media spotlight. If he ever had truly 'dropped out', we wouldn't be talking about him now.

I'm reminded of that section in 'The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test' when the Furthur (that's right) Bus rattles into Cambridge and Keasey & The Pranksters try to hang with Leary, but the whole scene is so academic and uptight that the grand 'Meeting of The Heads' just doesn't work. Also, I bet there were control issues between Leary and Keasey:

Leary: "These blissed-out hippies can find Freedom by doing exactly what I say!"

Keasey: "No, these blissed-out hippies can find Freedom by doing exactly what I say!"

I do agree with Leary on this: "The real war is between those who are turned on, and those who are uptight." I instinctively know this is right and true. But then I start to think about it and 'turned on' and 'uptight' are so subjective... One doesn't normally think of the 60s era hippies as being 'uptight' but as R. Crumb observed, many hippies were essentially humorless: uptight conformists in a different uniform, love beads instead of neckties.

Also: folks can be 'turned on' one minute and 'uptight' the next, and vice-versa. *kicks over paint tray: shades of gray everywhere*

Both Leary and Keasey led some Crazy Interesting Lives, though-- there's no doubt about that. Thanks for pointing toward that wikipedia entry, D_W.

yeah, Leary was a Rat Fink Informant. But I honestly don't know what I would have done in his position. We are all human: we all get scared.
posted by Fuzzy Monster 31 May | 18:30
Well el fuzzo, I think we are in agreeance. The great thing about that quote is that it really indicts everyone that is on the wrong side, including Leary. We'll never know if he meant it or not. For me it's a joke on everybody. But it also kinda sums up how I feel in earnest very well.


Makes me think of another kinda bullshitty thing that still has nuggets of brilliance, which is the Don Juan Books by Castenada. There is a part in one of them where Don Juan asks Castenada "Do you know the difference between you and me?"

Castenada can't figure it out, he says "No."

Don Juan says, "I'm an impeccable warrior and you're an asshole."
posted by Divine_Wino 31 May | 19:33
I am turned on by the uptight. It's why I married an account.
posted by jrossi4r 31 May | 20:53
-ant. Accountant.
posted by jrossi4r 31 May | 21:09
Yes Sir, D_W, We Are Definitely In Agreement. Add me to the tally of Anti-Bad Times Guys... let's hope our cells in Guantanamo have a lovely view of the ocean.
posted by Fuzzy Monster 31 May | 21:35
finnaly grip me up for being a died in the wool anti-bad times guy.


Speaking of which, I should be taken out and shot for the spelling in that sentence. Jeepers.
posted by Divine_Wino 31 May | 21:54
Yo, do any of you MeChazens live in or near Pittsburgh? || OMG! Bunny Ribbon!!!

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