It is a good Neil Diamond song.

A new trend in Civil War Baby Names? Little Round Top? First Battle of Bull Run Jolie-Pitt? Hmm. . .

I want visual proof.
It will have to fight the Tomkitten in the final battle to save the earth.

Shiloh will kick the Suritologists asses. That is her purpose. She will stun them with her pouty good looks and sure to be ample bosom.

My great hope is that Shiloh will grow up to marry the Stefani/Rossdale baby, Kingston. Together they will breed really, really ridiculously good looking offspring. I may have my eyeballs cryogenically preserved just to ensure that I may gaze upon that glory.

We need some Mortal Kombat type game where we can play as celebrity spawn and duel and party.
i still want Jon Stewart's kid to be the party ringleader.

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Tomkitten is not amused.

omg - that's the picture I've been trying to find, and for the same sentiment, are_hat.

AAAARRRRRSE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT!
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Shiloh is not in the top 1000 names for any year.
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... I want the 2006 results. Should be an uptick in the last half.

You are no match porpoise.
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I see I wasn't the only one to immediately think about a Shiloh/Suri cage match.

Anyway, congrats, Brad and Angelina actually seem like pretty good people who give alot more than a damn about just themselves.

Not like Bennifer at all or Brennifer for that matter.

Yes, I'm genetically inferior, arse_hat, but I can think in 3 dimensions =)

I worry when super-attractive people have kids. Sometimes, they're super-attractive kids, and sometimes... they're mutants.

Congrats to Brangelina though!

See, that's exactly why I didn't have kids; I was afraid they'd just be freakishly beautiful. Also, if my husband and I had one of those morphed names, we'd be "Terangelos", which sounds like something that was wiped out by a meteorite millions of years ago and is now providing dwindling fossil fuels to SUV-driving scumsuckers.

So, as you can see - just not a good idea all around.

If you combined my name with my husband's, it'd be Sari.

Which, unlike Suri, is at least A WORD.

I now realize my civil war remark was probably heathen-centric and Shiloh must be a bible thing and all. I apologize.

Oh, don't apologize. As my friend Damion put it, Shiloh Nouvel "sorta sounds like a red state hick trying to be fancy."

He also discovered that Angelina's lawyers, in an effort to avoid Pitt-squatting, registered several domains in configurations of the child's name. Run a WhoIs search on pretty much any SNJP combo and you get:

Angelina Jolie (domainadmin@lavelysinger.com)
+1.3105563501
Fax: +1.3105563615
c/o Evan Spiegel, Esq. - Lavely & Singer (Attorneys-At-Law)
2049 Century Park East, Suite 2400
Los Angeles, CA 90067
US

They were really on the ball because the names were registered on Sat, 27 May 2006 19:19:12 EDT, and People didn't release the story until 9:00 PM.

However... they didn't bother with the .biz or .tv suffixes.

ShilohNouvelJoliePitt.biz was snatched up at Sun May 28 02:26:58 GMT by:

T O'Duffy
Unit 282
2 The Park, Lwr Rathmines Rd
Rathmines, Dublin
D8
Ireland
+353.850000000
domains@oduffy.com

There are lots of others, but I won't bother to post them. Yeesh, what a buy-up frenzy there must have been last night.

Wait, a second, grapefruitmoon. Suri is a word, just an undefined word. I believe it's supposed to mean "royal" in Hebrew (not princess, as reported) or "rose" in Persian. But according to other reports, it also means "pickpocket" in Japanese (I think). And Surrey, England, was the supposed birthplace of Scientology, I heard. I like Shiloh, it's a bit better than "Apple". And not as nuts as "Moon Unit" or "Maxi Crimefighter".

"shiloh"?

fails it.