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24 May 2006

THIS IS A MUTHA-FUCKING SHOUTING THREAD →[More:]

WHY THE FUCK AREN'T MORE PEOPLE CALLING THEIR CONGRESSIONAL REPRESENTATIVES AND DEMANDING THAT WE GO BACK TO THE DAYS WHERE A PERSON DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY A CO-PAY EVERY TIME THEY WERE BEING TREATED BY THE SAME DOCTOR FOR THE SAME ILLNESS BUT ON DIFFERENT DAYS? I'VE ALREADY SPENT $146 ON FUCKING CO-PAYS AND CAB RIDES TO/FROM TWO DIFFERENT OPTHALMOLOGISTS IN QUEENS (ONE HERE IN FLUSHING AND A CORNEA SPECIALIST IN FOREST HILLS) AND TOMORROW, I'M GOING TO ADD $20 MORE TO THAT TOTAL. ALL BECAUSE I HAVE AN INFECTED SCRATCH ON MY CORNEA; NO, IT'S NOT A FUNGAL INFECTION AND NO, I DON'T USE MOISTURE LOC FROM RENU.

AND WHY THE FUCK AREN'T RECEPTIONISTS AT DOCTOR'S OFFICES MORE SYMPATHETIC, HMM? I FUCKING CALLED OXFORD AND TALKED TO SOMEONE ON THE PHONE AND THEY SAID I DON'T NEED A FUCKING REFERRAL FOR ANY SPECIALIST FROM MY PRIMARY CARE PHYSICIAN (WHO IS CURRENTLY ON MATERNITY LEAVE AND WHOSE RECEPTIONISTS ARE CHINESE AND CAN BARELY UNDERSTAND ENGLISH). THE PEOPLE AT OXFORD DON'T MAKE OUTGOING PHONE CALLS AND YOU WON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.... SO WHY ARE YOU GETTING ALL SNIPPY AT ME WHEN I'M TELLING YOU THAT YES, I ALREADY DID THE LEG WORK AND IT'S UP TO YOU TO FOLLOW UP? OH, SO YOU FINALLY DID CALL? AND MY CARD'S OUT OF DATE AND THEY NEED TO SEND ME A NEW ONE? WELL.... that kind of took the wind out of my sails.

*SHEEPISH*

post by: TrishaLynn at: 13:28 | 29 comments

MUTHA FUCKER!

posted by Specklet 24 May | 13:37

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE SALON ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS FOR HAIRCUTS, BUT NOT FOR TIPS ON THOSE HAIRCUTS? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME I WASTED TODAY RUNNING AROUND FINDING A PLACE THAT WOULD GIVE ME $7 CASH BACK SO I COULD TIP LIKE A DECENT HUMAN BEING?

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 24 May | 13:38

FUTHERMUCKING BUNOVASITCH!

posted by jonmc 24 May | 13:41

MUTHA-FUCKA, THAT PISSES ME OFF, TOO! THE REASON WHY I'M NOT PAYING CASH FOR MY HAIR CUT IS THAT I DON'T HAVE ANY, BUT I DO HAVE A DEBIT CARD AND I ONLY HAVE SO MUCH MONEY TO SPEND ON IT BEFORE PAY DAY AND DON'T WANT TO GO INTO THE RED.

posted by TrishaLynn 24 May | 13:43

I'VE CREATED A MONSTER!

posted by Hugh Janus 24 May | 13:43

YOU BASTARDS SWEAR TOO DAMN MUCH ALREADY

posted by Smart Dalek 24 May | 13:48

EXACTLY, I DON'T HAVE MUTHAFUCKIN CASH!!! I HAVE 9 DOLLARS IN MY CHECKING ACCOUNT! SO LET ME TIP ON CREDIT WHY DONCHA????

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 24 May | 13:51

HUGH JANUS: I HAD NO IDEA THAT YOU CREATED THE "SHOUTING THREAD" CONCEPT, BUT NOW THAT I KNOW THAT, I MUST BUY YOU A DRINK BECAUSE I DON'T SHOUT LOUDLY ENOUGH IN MY REAL LIFE SO IT'S NICE TO BE ABLE TO DO SO HERE.

ONLY... IT'LL HAVE TO WAIT TILL MY EYE'S BETTER.

MUTHA FUCKERS.

posted by TrishaLynn 24 May | 14:00

MY GODDAMN DAD IS TURNING INTO A SENIOR FUCKHEAD BEFORE MY EYES. HE HANGS OUT LAUNDRY BEFORE IT WILL RAIN. OUTSIDE! BECAUSE HE WON'T REPLACE A 35-YEAR-OLD DRYER! HE WILL NOT BUY A NEW CELL PHONE AND ALWAYS HAS TO INTERRUPT CONVERSATIONS TO TURN UP THE VOLUME! SOMETIMES HE TURNS IT OFF BY ACCIDENT AND THEN SWEARS A BLUE STREAK! LAST NIGHT HE SPILLED WINE ON HIS COMPUTER KEYBOARD! HE CAN'T SEE CHAIN MAIL STUPID IMAGES OF FLYING KITTY AND SHIT IN AOL AND REFUSES TO SWITCH SO BEGS FOR HELP AGAIN AND AGAIN WITH DOWNLOADING AND VIEWING THEM AS IMAGE FILES! HE IS A SLUMLORD BECAUSE HE DOES NOT HAVE THE MONEY TO REPLACE HVAC UNITS ON THE RENTAL PROPERTY AND THE CITY IS GOING TO CITE HIM! I COULD FUCKING PUNCH HIM SOME DAYS! I NEED A FUCKING COMPANY WITH INCOME! I NEED A FUCKING VACATION! I NEED A FUCKING!

posted by stilicho 24 May | 14:02

IF YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS ALL OF THE INFORMATION THAT EVERYONE HAS GATHERED TO DISCUSS IN A MEETING, DO NOT DECIDE AT THE LAST MINUTE TO WORK AT HOME AND NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT YOUR DECISION!

posted by matildaben 24 May | 14:08

STILCHO, I LOOK AT ABSENTMINDEDNESS AS ONE OF THE JOYS OF AGING! OR RATHER, WHEN I'M OLD I'LL GET TO BE AS SCATTERBRAINED AS EVER, BUT PEOPLE WILL BLAME IT ON AGE RATHER THAN NATIVE MORONITY!

posted by jonmc 24 May | 14:09

I ALMOST ATE A PIG NIPPLE!

posted by krix 24 May | 14:11

MY POOR NEW STUDENT HAD TO COMMUTE 2 HOURS TO WORK TODAY ONLY TO BE TOLD BY HR THAT SHE NEEDED AN EXTRA FORM OF ID BEFORE THEY COULD PUT HER ONTO PAYROLL. SO SHE TURNED AROUND AND WENT HOME!

posted by gaspode 24 May | 14:12

MY NEW IPOD IS TAKING AN ENTIRE DAY TO FILL ITSELF UP! THIS IS THE ULTIMATE MUSICAL/TECHNOLOGICAL COCKTEASE OF MY LIFE THUS FAR!

posted by jonmc 24 May | 14:14

I JUST FELL ASLEEP AT MY DESK FOR TWENTY MINUTES! NOBODY NOTICED!

posted by Hugh Janus 24 May | 14:15

I'M WORKING FROM HOME TODAY! HOW MUCH WORK HAVE I ACTUALLY DONE? VERY LITTLE. I DID GET A SEXY HAIRCUT THOUGH.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 24 May | 14:17

MICROSOFT IS A BUNCH OF FUCKWADS! WHY CAN'T YOU WRITE AN API THAT ACTUALLY HAS THE INFORMATION I NEED IN IT INSTEAD OF ME HAVING TO EMAIL SOME GUY EVERY TIME AND HAVE HIM EMAIL THE ENGINEERS?

posted by matildaben 24 May | 14:22

KRIX WINS!

posted by chewatadistance 24 May | 14:24

AND WHY IS BOB DYLAN SO UNAVOIDABLE ALL OF A SUDDEN?

posted by matildaben 24 May | 15:07

IT'S HIS 65TH BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK, MATILDABEN! HOW DOES IT FEEL?!

posted by jonmc 24 May | 15:13

ALSO, FUCK GEOGRAPHY!

TL KNOWS OF WHAT I SPEAK. ::FLUMP::

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 24 May | 15:44

MATILDABEN, I WAS WONDERING THE SAME THING! ARE YOU LISTENING TO KEXP BY ANY CHANCE?

posted by occhiblu 24 May | 16:24

I GOT MY NUTS CHOPPED OFF TODAY!

posted by danostuporstar 24 May | 16:40

OW!

posted by occhiblu 24 May | 16:56

ok, my vas deferens were the only part actually chopped, but yeah it still hurts some.

posted by danostuporstar 24 May | 17:23

SHIT, I HAD A SCRATCH ON MY CORNEA ONCE, AND IT HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. THAT'S MY FAVORITE CURSE NEXT TO COCKSUCKER.

(hope your eye feels better, Trish, and your insurance woes heal -- BASTARDS!)

posted by Pips 24 May | 20:05

I FILED A HARASSMENT COMPLAINT TODAY! FUCK HARASSERS!

posted by halonine 24 May | 20:25

HALONINE OH NO! THOSE FUCKERS!

posted by matildaben 24 May | 20:28

PIPS: IT STILL FUCKING HURTS, BUT NOW IT'S AN ANNOYING ITCH THAT I CAN'T FUCKING SCRATCH BECAUSE I MIGHT LOSE MY FUCKING EYE LIKE BOTH EYE DOCS KEEP SCARING ME WITH. I KNOW I'M A PIRATE, AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO HAVE ONE EYE, BUT DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP SCARING ME ALL THE FUCKING TIME?

posted by TrishaLynn 24 May | 22:07

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