What's your poltergeist been up to lately? →[More:]

Mine had quite the laugh at my expense last Friday. I was coming off the elevator in the basement of the school where I teach, on my way home, when I fell flat on my face on the cement floor, in front of five security officers and two janitors. Everyone was very concerned, which only made things worse. My backpack was heavy, and I was having trouble getting up (like some backasswards turtle). I can so laugh about it now, but at the time, my right arm and knee hurt like motherfuckers, and I hoppled down the hall, whining, in a teary voice, "The floor is wet... the fucking floor is wet... you can't let the fucking floor be wet..."

My lousy poltergeist had spilled a bucket of water, you see. He's also rather fond of making my underwear slide down my ass while I'm walking with bags of groceries in both hands.

So what naughtiness has your poltergeist been up to lately?