Irc-O-Matic! Here's how it works: Catch a bass, remove the hook, and drop the bass - that's the whole bass - into the Super Bass-o-Matic '76. Now, adjust the control dial so that the bass is blended just the way you like it. Yes, it's that simple!→[More:]

Wait, that's not the IRC-O-Matic. Wrong script. Hold on.

Here's how it works: Click the link, say something witty or smart or just friendly, then sit back and watch the rolling scrolling IRC work its entertaining magic on you. It's that simple!

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