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18 May 2006

Playboy's 25 Sexiest Novels Ever Written - I've read 13. You? {sfw, I think - just book covers and words}
Uggh, I'm blocked to see the site at work. Is there any way to copy the list? I love me the sexahy books.
posted by rainbaby 18 May | 10:07
No Biker Sluts in Heat? Meh.
posted by jonmc 18 May | 10:11
Hook us up with a list for those who can't click on playboy.com at work.
posted by Prospero 18 May | 10:12
I have read a whopping one of those books. Apparently I read teh non-sexxeh books.
posted by LunaticFringe 18 May | 10:21
Bad frame-based website design is so not sexy.
posted by matildaben 18 May | 10:27
And I've read 8 of them, but I don't really agree with their selections.
posted by matildaben 18 May | 10:29
Oh, make that 9.
posted by matildaben 18 May | 10:32
Most books are sexy with their dust jackets off.

(also, there's hairgel residue in the webbing of the fingers of my right hand. This is something nobody told me about)
posted by jonmc 18 May | 10:32
Did somebody already post the list for the benefit of people who don't want to visit playboy.com while at work?

1. Fanny Hill, John Cleland
2. Lady Chatterley's Lover, D.H. Lawrence
3. Tropic of Cancer, Henry Miller
4. The Story of O, Pauline Reage
5. Crash, J.G. Ballard
6. Interview With the Vampire, Anne Rice
7. Portnoy's Complaint, Philip Roth
8. The Magus, John Fowles
9. The Wind-Up Bird Chronicles, Haruki Murakami
10. Endless Love, Scott Spencer
11. Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov
12. Carrie's Story, Molly Weatherfield
13. Fear of Flying, Erica Jong
14. Peyton Place, Grace Metalious
15. Story of the Eye, Georges Bataille
16. The End of Alice, A.M. Homes
17. Vox, Nicholson Baker
18. Rapture, Susan Minot
19. Singular Pleasures, Harry Mathews
20. In the Cut, Susanna Moore
21. Brass, Helen Walsh
22. Candy, Terry Southern
23. Forever, Judy Blume
24. An American Dream, Norman Mailer
25. The Carpetbaggers, Harold Robbins
posted by box 18 May | 10:36
And I think their choices are kinda mixed (with a lot of books that are important rather than sexy, and a very, uh, Playboy view of sexuality. Just one example--where the fuck's Rubyfruit Jungle?), but I've read... sixteen, most of them when I was younger than that.
posted by box 18 May | 10:41
I'm surprised that The 158-Pound Marraige wasn't included.
posted by YouCanCallMeAl 18 May | 10:41
I'm curious what people would add.

Also, those that can link can read a short excerpt of each as well as Playboy's "logic" for including each title.
posted by dobbs 18 May | 10:43
Well, I've rarely used the printed word for such a purpose, and when I did it was Penthouse Forum, so I'd be at a loss.
posted by jonmc 18 May | 10:44
Thank you box!!!

I've read nine (possibly ten, I can never remember if I've read In The Cut, it must not have been very good) and will keep this list for future reference. Some I don't agree with (The Magus???), but I loves me some Susan Minot and most of all Nicholson Baker. I thought Fermatat was even sexier than Vox, though. His non-rot stuff is very enjoyable, too.
posted by rainbaby 18 May | 10:45
I'm surprised that The 158-Pound Marraige wasn't included.


I LOVED that book, Al - actually it's the only John Irving book I've even liked.
posted by rainbaby 18 May | 10:47
I'd add:

The Kiss, Kathryn Harrison
The Lover, Marguerite Duras

And where the heck is Justine? My man the Marquis?
posted by rainbaby 18 May | 10:55
The Kiss, Kathryn Harrison

Isn't that the one about the girl who had a fling with her Dad?
posted by jonmc 18 May | 10:57
Many of those books aren't really that sexy at all. They're sort of about sex, as a theme, without being actually sexy, if you know what I mean. I've read nine of them, the classic-y ones, mostly. Vox was pretty good, yeah, but for sexy, I honestly think The Fermata is better. And how about Even Cowgirls get the Blues, or Jitterbug Perfume? Both have some fun and funny one-handed passages...

Anyway, it's so hard to handle sex properly in literature without veering off into cringworthy cheese. High-minded themes and realistic sex don't mix easily except in very good hands. So I prefer it when they're mostly separate -- that's what trashy erotica is for.
posted by Miko 18 May | 11:06
Is Justine really worth reading? The whole quartet has been taking up space on my bookshelf for ages, I just haven't gotten around to reading them.
posted by YouCanCallMeAl 18 May | 11:07
Yes it is jonmc. Ok, it's a memoir, not a book book. She met him when she was a very young adult.

Justine? Quartet? I remember it being short. . .it's been a long time. It's very violent and over the top.
posted by rainbaby 18 May | 11:10
As is usually the case with lists like this, I might like their choices better if they explained, precisely, just what basis they were judging the books on. Quite a few of those books are, for example, important historically (often for reasons related to censorship), but not very, y'know, hot. Maybe it's just me, though.
posted by box 18 May | 11:11
Hah. Wrong Justine. I was thinking of this one, not this one.
posted by YouCanCallMeAl 18 May | 11:18
Justine? She's cute, but I dunno if I'd call her sexy...
posted by jonmc 18 May | 11:21
The Passion, by Jeannette Winterson.
posted by matildaben 18 May | 11:24
Our Bodies, Ourselves. (it was in the library. OK?)
posted by jonmc 18 May | 11:27
box, it looks to me like they are books, not pure erotica or short stories, so maybe that was the implied criteria - ideas, significance, etc, rather than the strict hotness. I dunno. I'm always looking for things to add to my library list, so I'm thrilled to have the list. I can buy the Hot stuff at the bookstore. Oooh, I love Winterson too, matildaben. More for the style than the hotness, though.
posted by rainbaby 18 May | 11:30
ideas, significance?

Peyton Place? Forever?
posted by Miko 18 May | 11:31
I guess I just meant stuff you could get at the library. I didn't mean they were all good books, I just meant they had aspirations other than erotic ones. (Never read Peyton Place)
posted by rainbaby 18 May | 11:34
I've read two of them.

And I wouldn't call "Crash" sexy, myself... it's about the dehumanization of sex.
posted by BoringPostcards 18 May | 11:47
If The Front Runner was included on this list, then I would have read one book on it.
posted by WolfDaddy 18 May | 12:06
I've never made it thru a Winterson book though people keep giving them to me.

Spencer's Endless Love is one of my favorite books and I was happy to see it on the list as it's not a very popular book since that shitass movie came out. Roth is my favorite author so nice to see him there, bu Portnoy's in not very sexy, imo--though the line they quoted about the "educated cunt" is awesome.
posted by dobbs 18 May | 12:13
dobbs, I have a hard time making it through anything of Winterson's except for the very early stuff.
posted by matildaben 18 May | 12:18
matildaben, yeah, I dunno why she turns me off so. Snoozeville or something. Same with that Susan Minot book. Back when I was doing victoryshag I used to have a po box and three different readers sent me Written on the Body saying vs reminded them of it. Grrr. :)
posted by dobbs 18 May | 12:29
Sex .. um .. six.
posted by deborah 18 May | 12:59
"for she was all helpless and open to him and shit...."

-DH Lawrence, Lady Chatterly's Ho
posted by Lipstick Thespian 18 May | 13:06
"So he killed that pootenani like Dillinger on a bank heist, and kept on hittin' it like a hangin' curveball, boyyyy."
posted by jonmc 18 May | 13:08
I have read exactly zero.
Obviously, I'm not getting enough sex. Literarily speaking, anyway.
posted by me3dia 18 May | 13:20
My father had a stack of porno-paperbacks in his nightstand. I used to sneakread them and, well, you know. There was this one about this girl in a barn with a wolf... pretty weird stuff. Not exactly "Literature," though. They were gone after he died; guess my mom cleared them out. I always wondered if she knew about them; she's a rather prim lady (this is my adopted mom, not my birth mom; my birth mom was anything but prim).

Palahniuk's Choke should be there, though. Brilliant and twisted. And Bukowski's Women.
posted by Pips 18 May | 13:23
Pat Califia's Macho Sluts, I think, belongs (more for importance than quality), as does the aforementioned Rubyfruit Jungle, by Rita Mae Brown, who, these days, mostly writes cozy mysteries with cats in them.
posted by box 18 May | 14:29
Macho Sluts is not a novel, but rather a collection of short stories.
posted by matildaben 18 May | 14:46
Yeah, but that didn't stop 'em from including Singular Pleasures.
posted by box 18 May | 15:05
I sent it || A mosquito bit me on the eyelid

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