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17 May 2006

Top 3 Reasons Why You Love Me

post by: It's Raining Florence Henderson at: 12:17 | 20 comments

1. Because you know when to give me the serious kind of hug.
2. Because you don't lie to me.
3. Because you told me once that Hafiz wrote the best love poems ever.

posted by Specklet 17 May | 12:23

I don't love you.

posted by carmina 17 May | 12:25

I don't love you.
posted by I Kiss You! 17 May | 12:25

Ha ha!

posted by matildaben 17 May | 12:26

I do not have to love you to kiss you, ya know!

posted by carmina 17 May | 12:28

I don't love you.
posted by I am typing with one hand 17 May | 12:25

Ha ha!

posted by taz 17 May | 12:30

1. Because I make you laugh.
2. Because I remember the important things.
3. Because I have you locked in my cellar.

posted by seanyboy 17 May | 12:32

You want three reasons? Goddamn, you're too clingy for me. I need space. It's over.

posted by cmonkey 17 May | 12:37

1. You are physically attractive
2. That's about it
3. Wow, that's actually not much to build a relationship on

posted by Capn 17 May | 12:39

Three? Can I count each breast separately?

posted by Eideteker 17 May | 12:40

1. You are physically attractive
2. That's about it
3. Wow, that's actually not much to build a relationship on
posted by I am the glory that is Specklet's breasts 17 May | 12:39

Eponysterical.

posted by agropyron 17 May | 12:49

1. cute
2. funny
3. sings good

posted by matildaben 17 May | 12:50

1. smoking hot
2. blazingly intelligent
3. hellaciously considerate

posted by sciurus 17 May | 13:02

1. the way you throw your leg over mine while you sleep
2. the way you say zetza
3. apple jacks

posted by Pips 17 May | 13:05

for your brain.
your wonderful, multifacted brain.

posted by chewatadistance 17 May | 13:13

1. Drugs.
2. Chocolate.
3. Pity.

posted by ethylene 17 May | 13:17

1. Because talking with you is like walking into a cathedral. The ceiling is wayyy up there and there's plenty of room.
2. You play the guitar really good.
3. You believe in honor.

posted by Miko 17 May | 13:18

What in the hell is zetza?

posted by Specklet 17 May | 13:24

I love you because you "get" me.

I love you because of your huge Dingle. (New, 2-Litre Family Size!)

I love you because I have the keys to seanyboy's cellar.

posted by taz 18 May | 02:10

1. Sex
2. Drugs
3. Rock 'n Roll

posted by kyleg 18 May | 02:58

specklet: "zetza," is yiddish for "sit," which I say to pips when I want her to sit down and hang out with me.

posted by jonmc 18 May | 08:32

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