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17 May 2006

THIS IS AN ANONYMOUS SHOUTING THREAD! →[More:]I GOT HOME FROM WORK YESTERDAY AND THE EVIL EX ACCUSED ME OF TRYING TO BACKSTAB HIM BY ASKING HIM WHAT TIME HE WAS INTERVIEWING FOR THE SAME POSITION I AM TODAY AND SAID THAT IT WAS UNPROFESSIONAL. WHATEVER! HE ALSO SAID THAT HE NEEDS THE JOB MORE THAN ME (WHICH IS TRUE BECAUSE HE'S PART OF THE GRAND LAYOFF HERE) BUT FRANKLY, I SHOULDN'T CARE THAT MUCH, SHOULD I? I MEAN, I'M JUST AS MUCH A WRITER AS HE IS AND I WANT TO GET BACK TO IT, DAMNIT!

OH, AND TO THE COUPLE WHO LIVES ONE FLOOR ABOVE US WHO WAS HAVING LOUD NASTY SEX, COMPLETE WITH SPANKING SOUNDS AROUND MIDNIGHT? CAN YOU PLEASE LET ME KNOW IN THE FUTURE WHEN YOU PLAN ON DOING THAT AGAIN SO I CAN SNEAK UP TO THE ROOF AND TRY TO WATCH?

post by: TrishaLynn at: 09:20 | 32 comments

ALL BANDS THAT USE SMALL AND/OR QUIRKY FONTS OR COLORS FOR THEIR LINER NOTES (ESPECIALLY THAT FAUX-NAIF SHIT) MUST BE SHOT! THAT IS ALL! ALSO, I WILL TRY THE QUIZNO'S PRIME RIB SUB AFTER WORK, I THINK!

posted by jonmc 17 May | 09:21

I'VE CREATED A MONSTER!

posted by Hugh Janus 17 May | 09:24

I BET THAT OUR "REAL" USERNAMES WILL RETURN.

posted by safetyfork 17 May | 09:25

WATCHING 'SCARED STRAIGHT,' AND 'GIMME SHELTER' WHILE FLYING ON BUDWEISER, ASAHI AND DITCHWEED SPONTANEOUSLY GIFTED TO YOU BY YOUR BARTENDER IS LESS DISTURBING THAN YOU'D IMAGINE.

*BITES NOSE OFF, SPITS IN FACE*

posted by jonmc 17 May | 09:26

I TALKED TO YOU NICE, DIDN'T I?

posted by Hugh Janus 17 May | 09:37

I'VE JUST BEEN TOLD BY A CUBIE THAT THE SECURITY PEOPLE HERE HAVE ALREADY BEEN GIVEN A LIST OF PEOPLE NOT TO ALLOW BACK IN THE BUILDING AFTER 6/30! JEEZ, CUT A BROTHER A FIVE-CENT-BREAK ALREADY!

YOU SMILIN' AT ME? I'LL TURN YOUR TEETH UPSIDE-DOWN!

posted by jonmc 17 May | 09:39

YOU EVER TRY TO PICK UP YOUR TEETH WITH BROKEN FINGERS?

posted by Divine_Wino 17 May | 09:41

IT'S TOO FREAKIN' HOT!!

posted by deborah 17 May | 09:43

I JUST LOGGED ON AND I'M SO CONFUSED! BUT THE CONFETTI IS NICE!

posted by mygothlaundry 17 May | 09:45

TODAY THERE WAS A HUGE ERROR THAT WAS MY FAULT. BLAH. AND CLIENTS ARE BOTHERING ME WITH PROBLEMS THAT I DON'T THINK ARE VERY IMPORTANT. DOUBLE BLAH!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 17 May | 09:45

IT'S TOO FREAKIN' COLD HERE!

posted by jonmc 17 May | 09:46

CONSTRUCTION IN MY HOUSE HAS CAUSED THE TOILET TO OVERFLOW AND LEAK THROUGH THE FLOOR NUMEROUS TIMES. ACID RAIN IN THE BASEMENT IS NO FUN!

posted by initapplette 17 May | 09:49

WHEN WELCOMING NEW EMPLOYEES, TRY TO REFRAIN FROM SAYING "WELCOME ABOARD!!"
YOU'RE NOT A CAPTAIN OR PIRATE, AND THIS ISN'T THE FUCKIN' LOVE BOAT!

posted by Hellbient 17 May | 09:57

YAAAAAAAARRR!

posted by porpoise 17 May | 09:58

I HAVE NOTHING TO YELL ABOUT! I LOVE MY LIFE!!!!!!!
(That's going to look obnoxious the minute these stop being anonymous.)

posted by jrossi4r 17 May | 10:07

IS THIS A NEW YORKERS ONLY THREAD?!!!

I WAS VERY CONFUSED WITH THE USERNAME "THE NEW IT BAND THAT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT" BECAUSE I READ IT AS "THE NEW [INFORMATION TECH] BAND THAT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT" AND I DIDN'T GET THE JOKE.

THEN I DID. I AM VERY TIRED!!!!

ALSO, I MAKE THE BEST GUACAMOLE OF EVERYONE I KNOW. THAT IS ALL.

posted by gaspode 17 May | 10:08

I JUST TOLD A CO-WORKER TO FUCK OFF!! I FORGOT I'M ONLY ANONYMOUS HERE!
WHOOPS! SORRY!

posted by Hellbient 17 May | 10:10

WHEN THE ANONYMITY GOES AWAY IT'S GOING TO BE JUST LIKE THE END OF "FLOWERS FOR ALGERNON" (i almost wrote "Flowers for Alanon"!).

posted by Hellbient 17 May | 10:12

I CAN RUN AROUND HERE NUDE BECAUSE NOBODY KNOWS WHO I AM!

WHEEEEEE!!!!!

*runs around nude*

posted by LunaticFringe 17 May | 10:26

WELL, EVERYONE BUT THE PERSON WHO ACTUALLY STARTED THE THREAD THAT IS...

*snaps pics for, er, future use*

posted by TrishaLynn 17 May | 10:28

*prays that the anonymous poster is attractive and female*

*says what the fuck and joins in*

posted by jonmc 17 May | 10:29

posted by StickyCarpet 17 May | 10:47

I'M HAVING SOME KIND OF REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE NOSTALGIA TRIP TODAY AND IT'S SAD AND A LITTLE SCARY!

OW!

posted by Specklet 17 May | 11:38

WHY DOES NOBODY DAMN LIKE ME? I KNOW I'M UGLY BUT DOG MY CATS I CAN BE INTERESTING! TO HELL WITH IT!

posted by Mrs.Pants 17 May | 11:51

NOBODY LIKES ME EITHER AND SOMETIMES THAT BOTHERS ME BUT THEN ON THE OTHER HAND SOMETIMES IT IS A FUCKING RELIEF BECAUSE I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT AND I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HURTING ANYONE ELSE'S FEELINGS. ALSO, I CAN FART MORE AND GET UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND EAT CHOCOLATE AND READ WITHOUT SOMEBODY SAYING "ARE YOU OKAY? COULD YOU TURN THAT LIGHT OFF?" OR ANYTHING.

posted by mygothlaundry 17 May | 12:06

I AM UPSET THAT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT THE SECRET OF WHO PEOPLE ARE AND OTHER PEOPLE ARE MORE SMARTER IN THIS AREA THAN ME, WHICH IS UNREASONABLE, I KNOW, BECAUSE I'M SMART AT DIFFERENT STUFF, BUT I HATE TO LOOSE OR FEEL LEFT OUT. ALSO, I AM SLAMMED AT WORK.

posted by rainbaby 17 May | 12:24

I don't belong here.

posted by ethylene 17 May | 12:43

Okay, I'm giggling way to much... but this was stellar:

I don't belong here.
posted by I am a Klingon from Uranus 17 May | 12:43

THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL THING.

posted by taz 17 May | 12:49

MY DAY SUCKS ALREADY. WHY EVEN HAVE A CELLPHONE IF YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO ANSWER IT?

posted by krix 17 May | 13:00

No one here is unliked. I like you all. I think.

posted by jrossi4r 17 May | 14:15

I AM THE LIZARD KING!

posted by porpoise 17 May | 18:00

er... no, I'm not the, well, The, Lizard King. Or a lizard. One of my middle names is King, though.

Nevermind about the not-being-a lizard thing.

posted by porpoise 18 May | 00:54

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