Could it be that you have a leveret in your pants?

You appear to be suffering from an identity crisis.

My user name had better not come up as Dimitri the lover.

Impetigo? I bet it's impetigo.

Impetigo - I used to love that game! It was so much fun trying to find your opponent's bomb.

You are suffering from being vague.

It's a plague of vague.

Go to the doctor?

Of course there's something wrong with you. It's the human condition.

put some damn pants on fer starters.

put some damn pants on fer starters.

Well, pull out of that chicken first.

Chickenpants!

You are too good for this world, that's your problem buddy.

I have of late, - but wherefore I know not, - lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises; and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o’erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form, in moving, how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not me; no, nor woman neither


doesn't believe in anonymity,
sam

There is something wrong with me, but I know not what. Any ideas?
posted by: Dimitrithelover - ooh, baby at: 13:50

In fact, I have a list.

Some days I think that I'm mentally retarded developmentally disabled and no-one has gotten around to informing me of my condition.