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17 May 2006

Identify yourself in this thread! Every time you post a comment, sign it so we know who you are. (Or who you claim to be.)

- agropyron

post by: agropyron at: 10:51 | 81 comments

Bless you my child

-His Holiness The Pope

posted by jonmc 17 May | 10:52

This community experiment has failed too.
-Son_of_Minya

posted by PinkStainlessTail 17 May | 10:52

I am not todd lokken.

todd lokken.

posted by safetyfork 17 May | 10:54

Eat me.

- sweet buttery jesus

posted by taz 17 May | 10:54

Why did I even bother!

- agropyron

posted by iconomy 17 May | 10:54

That wasn't the real agropyron!

- agropyron

posted by agropyron 17 May | 10:55

Bitch, you're missing the motherfuckin' point!

-Samuel Motherfuckin' Jackson

posted by Hellbient 17 May | 10:55

Or am I actually getting it on a deeper level than you are?

- anonymous

posted by agropyron 17 May | 10:56

Nice try, you two. I am the real Mr. Clean!

- agropyron

posted by safetyfork 17 May | 10:56

you need to come see me about that rash

-your doctor

posted by jonmc 17 May | 10:57

You guys are silly.

- mathowie

posted by Lotto 17 May | 10:57

Mmmmm....sweet buttery jesus...

- Cookie Monster

posted by iconomy 17 May | 10:59

We're watching you.

-Them

posted by LunaticFringe 17 May | 10:59

That wasn't the real agropyron!

Uh huh. Nice try.

- agropyron

posted by iconomy 17 May | 11:01

I knew agropyron, I worked with agropyron, agropyron was a friend of mine. and you sir, are no agropyron.

-Lloyd Bentsen

posted by jonmc 17 May | 11:02

I am not a cheap counterfeit bought off the street in Hong Kong.

-Aggroporn

posted by PinkStainlessTail 17 May | 11:03

I'm not sharing my infallible agropyron detection method with you losers.

- name withheld

posted by agropyron 17 May | 11:05

Will the real agropyron please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?
/The real Slim Shady

posted by jrossi4r 17 May | 11:07

I am going to explode!

- agropyron's head

posted by Hellbient 17 May | 11:07

I am agropyron.
I am not agropyron.
One of these three sentences is a lie.

- agropyron

posted by iconomy 17 May | 11:09

Khaaan!

--Coooooobra!

posted by cobra! 17 May | 11:10

There's a little agropyron in all of us.

posted by jrossi4r 17 May | 11:11

I am not agropyron either.

--I am Spartacus!

posted by TrishaLynn 17 May | 11:14

What the SAM HILL is going ON in here this morning!?!?!?

-danf

posted by danf 17 May | 11:14

I am not a cheap counterfeit bought off the street in Hong Kong.

-Aggroporn

hahhahaaaa!

- Agropyronthelover (many satisfied customers! Try me - you'll see! Or, if not you, maybe you have a sister or a brother? Anyway, you, or perhaps a family member will be amazed! I can go all night! Or day, if you prefer that. Whatever. Call me.)

posted by taz 17 May | 11:14

LunaticFringe is hot like a habanero-flavored 5 alarm fire!

-sciurus

posted by sciurus 17 May | 11:15

Will the usernames remain like this or will they get set back to the real thing at a later time?

posted by tommasz 17 May | 11:15

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Agropyron. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the East Seattle gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

- Roy Batty

posted by safetyfork 17 May | 11:17

I am the very model of a modern major general.

- I am a draft dodging goldbricken' hippie with a taste for cheap wine, mexican ditch weed and going naked under my flour sack serape.

posted by Divine_Wino 17 May | 11:18

There's a little agropyron in all of us.

Mine is lodged in my duodenum. It's starting to get a little uncomfortable.

posted by jonmc 17 May | 11:19

wtf

posted by cmonkey 17 May | 11:21

With these fake user names I can pretend you are all eight-year-old boys! Time to drink some sweet buttery jesus juice!

- Michael Jackson

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 17 May | 11:21

That worked out nicely

-agropyron

posted by warbaby 17 May | 11:23

LunaticFringe is hot like a habanero-flavored 5 alarm fire!

-sciurus
Awww...

posted by LunaticFringe 17 May | 11:23

Nice. Will they eventually revert, or stay like this?

posted by trondant 17 May | 11:24

WTF?

posted by me3dia 17 May | 11:24

I am three medias.

posted by me3dia 17 May | 11:25

No one knows. Scary, huh?

posted by safetyfork 17 May | 11:26

LET THE SLAUGHTER BEGIIIIIIIN!!!

-The Green Hornet

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 17 May | 11:26

"I am"... I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the undead chair

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 17 May | 11:31

It smells like honey.

William Shatner

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 17 May | 11:32

Ok, I'm getting that birthday logo metatatted.

- I ate Bubees

posted by dabitch 17 May | 11:32

I wasn't lying.

With these fake user names I can pretend you are all eight-year-old boys! Time to drink some sweet buttery jesus juice!

- Michael Jackson

and

LET THE SLAUGHTER BEGIIIIIIIN!!!

-The Green Hornet

are both weretable.

Love, Nerd Jesus.

posted by Eideteker 17 May | 11:33

Neil Diamond?

- Neil Diamond

posted by Hugh Janus 17 May | 11:34

My talent amazes even me.

- Denny Crane

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 17 May | 11:38

Get a life, nerd jesus.

Captain Kirk

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 17 May | 11:42

what the guff is happening?

posted by Mrs.Pants 17 May | 11:45

I am a mystery!

posted by Mrs.Pants 17 May | 11:46

it does not work! everytime it will identify me as a different person! Or, it is just me: has my multiple personality disorder just been exposed?

sigh,
carmina

posted by carmina 17 May | 11:50

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT

- some australian guy

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 17 May | 11:54

I am the walrus.

posted by BoringPostcards 17 May | 11:56

your lover boy

posted by betty 17 May | 11:57

That hornet video was intense. I will be having nightmares.

posted by agropyron 17 May | 11:58

Only one person has even posted today.

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by mygothlaundry 17 May | 11:58

OK, you'll know that taz and dodgy are going to bring this back with YOUR REAL FUCKING names on and then WE'LL ALL KNOW!

-your ultimate reason to exist.

posted by carmina 17 May | 12:00

Hello?

-Das Oog

posted by ooga_booga 17 May | 12:04

What the hell is going on?

posted by interrobang 17 May | 12:16

::squeezes your firm melons::

- skeletor

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 17 May | 12:16

I am lost, cut apart from my identity, reduced to nothing more than an internet meme or a vaguely amusing statement. I am nobody, become nothing. I sit alone, the darkness pressing in on me, a single light fading, fading, fading and then gone.

posted by seanyboy 17 May | 12:16

This is not really funny but oh well.

- eideteker

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 17 May | 12:18

The moving metachat logo is making my computer whine.

posted by interrobang 17 May | 12:20

Nerd Jesus ain't Shit.

Nerd Satan (though I prefer Nerd Lucifer)

posted by Obvious Fucking Sock Puppet Account 17 May | 12:22

Your lower-case E betrays you, Eidefaker.

-Nerd Buddha

posted by Eideteker 17 May | 12:24

What's a cheese horn?

Matildaben and Cmonkey are having sex on site?

Is Metachat a pay per porn site now?

That Dodgygeezer is hot hot hot.
I don't know why I think that.

posted by ethylene 17 May | 12:26

Fuckin' Bolsheviks.
/Grand Duchess Anastasia Romanov

posted by jrossi4r 17 May | 12:27

Walker said I have aids.

- bunnyhead

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 17 May | 12:30

You're asking "What's a cheese horn"?!? WHAT'S A CHEESE HORN!!!

How can you not know what a cheeeeese horn is?!?

posted by Specklet 17 May | 12:30

Hey! I'm over here!
/The Lindbergh Baby

posted by jrossi4r 17 May | 12:33

*blows cheese horn like John Coltrane*

posted by jonmc 17 May | 12:34

Hey! I'm over here!
/Natalee Holloway

posted by jonmc 17 May | 12:35

Hey! I'm under here!
-Jimmy Hoffa

posted by jrossi4r 17 May | 12:46

- Peter Jennings

posted by bigmusic 17 May | 12:59

Sometimes, I cuss.

posted by bigmusic 17 May | 13:00

I AM CEILING CAT!!!

-Doohickie

posted by Doohickie 17 May | 13:01

I still think Ceiling Cat is pretty kewl.
≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by Zack_Replica 17 May | 13:39

Matildaben and Cmonkey are having sex on site?

Wait. What?

-cmonkey

posted by cmonkey 17 May | 14:05

Some secrets that should be kept are not kept which makes them not secrets anymore which sucks for secrecy, if you think about it.

posted by mudpuppie 17 May | 14:46

Arrgh, frivolity and fun! I should have checked sooner, blasted work.

- Miss Bitchy Pants

posted by Miss Bitchy Pants 17 May | 15:49

I coulda been a contenda!

posted by deborah 17 May | 18:53

Oh, gods - I love this:

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Agropyron. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the East Seattle gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

- Roy Batty

me ♥s safetyfork

posted by taz 18 May | 05:18

agroponysterical

-agroponymous no longer

posted by Eideteker 18 May | 08:32

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