Where is my belt? Do YOU have it?
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I'd really like it back. My pants are hanging down and it's not dangerous, but when I bend down and stuff, you can see my underpants. This does not really concern ME, but I teach preschool and underpants are the primary concern of four year olds.
I guess I just gotta go to work and hear "MISS SONJA I CAN SEE YOUR UNDERPANTS!" all afternoon. Because working with four year olds involves a hell of a lot of bending.