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15 May 2006

Where is my belt? Do YOU have it?→[More:]

I'd really like it back. My pants are hanging down and it's not dangerous, but when I bend down and stuff, you can see my underpants. This does not really concern ME, but I teach preschool and underpants are the primary concern of four year olds.

I guess I just gotta go to work and hear "MISS SONJA I CAN SEE YOUR UNDERPANTS!" all afternoon. Because working with four year olds involves a hell of a lot of bending.

post by: grapefruitmoon at: 10:40 | 13 comments

It's behind the couch.

posted by JanetLand 15 May | 10:42

That's not my belt - that's the cat.

posted by grapefruitmoon 15 May | 10:44

Ah. The tail fooled me.

posted by JanetLand 15 May | 10:45

Wear suspenders instead. Rainbow, if possible.

posted by jrossi4r 15 May | 10:47

Just don't wear any underpants. Problem solved!

posted by PinkStainlessTail 15 May | 10:50

One time, in college, we were at the dining hall. Me and my two best friends. The girls at the table next to us stood up, and one of them had holes in the ass of her jeans, and I said "I see London, I see France." Apparently I said it REALLY LOUD because all of them and both of my friends gave me the same shocked look.

Dude. You have holes in the ass of your jeans. WE CAN SEE YOUR CUTESY PRINTED UNDERWEAR.

That was a fun day.

posted by mike9322 15 May | 10:54

and I said "I see London, I see France."

How the fuck did you ever get into college?

posted by essexjan 15 May | 11:18

Dude. You have holes in the ass of your jeans.

Just about all my pants have holes in them. And my underwear is extremely uncutesy. And I fart, a lot, and they tend to be pretty noxious. I am a walking ball of offensiveness at times.

posted by jonmc 15 May | 11:25

How the fuck did you ever get into college?

My rapier wit. Also, sordid affair with the Admissions Officer.

posted by mike9322 15 May | 11:32

How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.

posted by Hugh Janus 15 May | 11:40

In my brain, suspenders is still a garter belt. This makes the above comments even funnier.

I chop down trees
I wear high heels
suspenders and a bra

I wish I'd been a girly
Just like my dear papa

/monty python

posted by gaspode 15 May | 11:44

Heh. Lumberjacks must hate that they are forever linked with transvestitism.

posted by jrossi4r 15 May | 11:47

and I said "I see London, I see France."

That doesn't work if you say it with a Kiwi accent.

posted by dg 15 May | 16:43

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