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12 May 2006

Reasons I love my wife →[More:]
She's smart
She's willing to put up with a bizarre, socially maladjusted nerd for a husband
She makes me want to be a better person
She's funny
She's a great kisser
She loves to make me happy
She's a great cook
She loves to read
She introduced me to opera
She introduced me to classical music
She introduced me to Indian food
She's obsessive too, so she's understanding when I get obsessed with something
She volunteers at the Humane Society
She's a great singer
She's a great pianist
She loves me

And she reads MetaChat...

post by: agropyron at: 11:25 | 30 comments

suck up

posted by ethylene 12 May | 11:27

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.

::barfs::

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 12 May | 11:29

yes, but how is she with a sword?

posted by jonmc 12 May | 11:30

jon... deadly!

posted by agropyron 12 May | 11:33

Mmm. Indian food.

posted by sciurus 12 May | 11:39

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by agropyron 12 May | 11:39

deadly in the bedroom, apparently

posted by ethylene 12 May | 11:41

Do not trifle with her!

posted by agropyron 12 May | 11:47

Man, that woman is awesome. And quite a beauty too!

posted by Lola_G 12 May | 11:47

She sings pretty well, too, and has a wicked laugh.

posted by matildaben 12 May | 11:51

Will she sing for us? Surely there is some pop standard she can render for our unworthy ears!

posted by Eideteker 12 May | 11:59

... for she is subtle and quick to anger?

posted by porpoise 12 May | 12:04

My fries are cold. I asked the countergirl for sweet & sour, she gives me ketchup. I don't like ketchup. But it's better than eating them dry, I guess.

Agro, send your wife over to the McD's on Varick & Houston with her sword. Thanks.

posted by jonmc 12 May | 12:11

Awww

I'm totally plagiarizing this list to use the next time I have a girlfriend

posted by cmonkey 12 May | 12:14

Cmonkey, you best get an Opera-loving gf. Or maybe an Oprah-loving one?

Also, Agro, is this some sort of warning that we have to stop all the "Take off your pants now, Agropyron!" threads?

posted by SassHat 12 May | 12:17

hopefully you have a copy of baby got back now so when she orders you to dance, you will dance.

are we suppose to be trying to get you laid tonight?

posted by ethylene 12 May | 12:20

either that or sliced in half.

posted by jonmc 12 May | 12:21

Men who love their wives are super hot.

posted by jrossi4r 12 May | 12:22

what about men who love other peoples wives?

posted by jonmc 12 May | 12:24

or men who love their wives loving other men?

posted by cmonkey 12 May | 12:27

I'm touched. Thank you for making my Friday! :) Oh, and SassHat, pants free is encouraged in my household - no need to stop ANYTHING. :) hehe

posted by Diva Despina 12 May | 12:32

now spank his silly ass the proper shade of baboon's blush

posted by ethylene 12 May | 12:35

Paaaants freeee! Freee as the thiiing swiiings...

Diva, have you fucked up those Mickey D's people yet? I'm getting impatient.

posted by jonmc 12 May | 12:35

Sometimes a little sweetness gets me far better results than a sharp sword... all depends on the counter girl...

posted by Diva Despina 12 May | 12:38

Lola_G: Come visit me and I'll sing for you again! I still think of your pretty pink shoes...

posted by Diva Despina 12 May | 12:44

As a man who has loved his own wife, and also (heh heh) the wive's of other men (not Agro's, mind, but I have stories...)

I can attest to Diva's overall goodness, kindness and complete Get Your Freak On-ness.

(p.s. She also owns daggers *shiver*)

posted by Lipstick Thespian 12 May | 13:10

agro, you are one romantic dude. I love when men show their sweetness (we all know it's there, right gals?).

And Diva, won't you slice my mango for me? I don't have a mango, but if I did...

(By the by, a student of mine showed up with a glittery "Lola" name-buckle today. I'm just sayin--)

posted by Pips 12 May | 13:21

Aww you guys are sweet bunnies!

I whuffle you.

posted by Specklet 12 May | 13:40

I wish I could sing like Diva.

Pips: I'm not opposed to such a belt buckle. I'm sure if you lifted it in the Bronx no one would suspect a thing.

Although, a child size belt might be a nice bracelet for me.

posted by Lola_G 12 May | 14:11

Lola, sweet Lola, I'd tame lions for you! It'd be easier than gettin' that buckle offa that girl... : )

(Diva, can I borrow your sword?)

Funny thing is, her name's not Lola.

I do think it'd look spiffy on ya, though. I'm considering a "pips" headpiece myself.

posted by Pips 12 May | 14:28

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