MetaChat - OMG Dead Bunny Head!!

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11 May 2006

OMG Dead Bunny Head!! This is real and really really gross so don't click. And it was on my living room rug when I came home tonight →[More:]so I just thought, in case it's some kind of freaky terrible bunny omen, that I'd share. And so that y'all could get grossed out too and share my horror. I had to pick it up in paper towels and throw it away! Bleeeargh! Eeep! My cat is an insane bunnycidal monster!

post by: mygothlaundry at: 20:16 | 17 comments

Oh and now I'm going to go out and drink for a while, because sitting here alone at home is giving me the screaming horrors and I'm afraid that the ghostly headless bunny is going to come wandering through.

posted by mygothlaundry 11 May | 20:17

Oh my god. I can't blame you for going out and getting a little buzz on. I think I might need a drink after just seeing the photo.

posted by LeeJay 11 May | 20:33

I have the same carpet!

Oh, and ew.

posted by iconomy 11 May | 20:43

Well, yeah, it's gross. But let's not blame the cat. You know, cats used to have to hunt for their food, before Tender Vittles and all, and rabbits were perfectly good prey for them. Plus, the cat probably isn't as into metachat as we are.

So, no finger-pointing.

Besides which, catching a rabbit is hard! I think we should be congratulating Mr. Bill for a job well done.

posted by mudpuppie 11 May | 20:57

I'd clean it up, get out the meaty bits, dry it and put it on a stick. Then you can take it out of your pocket and say "some people have a rabbit's foot, i have a bunnyhead on a stick" and then have it "kiss" them. Since it is on a stick you can yank it back quickly before they slap at it.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 11 May | 21:34

You warned us not to click and I did it anyway. I'm so fucking stupid.

*barfs in the corner*

posted by deborah 11 May | 21:35

Hey! It matches the carpeting!

:)

posted by Lipstick Thespian 11 May | 21:47

Of course I had to click. But I have, um, unique sensibilities when it comes to small furry animal heads.

and mr. bill is clever

posted by gaspode 11 May | 21:49

Wow! Your cat beat Doom!

posted by arse_hat 11 May | 22:08

See, this is why I love you people so. I knew that when I came home there would be sick and hilarious comments. Now I have to go get it out of the trash and take weretable's brilliant suggestion.

Not. Although it is a good suggestion.

posted by mygothlaundry 11 May | 22:23

I guess you should be glad you don't have white carpet. If you walked into a carpet shop and said "give me something that will not show where a bunny had its head ripped off", that is exactly what they would show you.

posted by dg 11 May | 22:30

That, my dear MGL, is the end of some sort of sick bunny snuff film. I suspect the consiracy reaches far further than any of us can imagine.

posted by SassHat 12 May | 01:11

I'm also glad to see that your rug is in the same state of un-vaccuumedness as mine.

posted by essexjan 12 May | 01:49

Ugh I'm torn between compulsively wanting to click and knowing that it must be really really gross.

posted by Lotto 12 May | 08:18

mgl, your cat deserves a giant wtf -- is it a tiger in disguise? how do you frickin' rip a rabbit's head off? claws? teeth???

posted by matteo 12 May | 09:06

meaty

posted by ethylene 12 May | 11:36

Mmm nummy num num!

The inside of it's little smooth ears make me sad. But I am impressed with Mr. Bill's precision decapitation!

posted by Specklet 12 May | 13:48

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