(mini BUMP) Wimpdork's Belated Future... →[More:]Sorry, WD, I forgot to post your MASH result!
(bad medium Sasshat, bad!)
WimpDork, your future:
You and Mullacc (aka Daddy) will live happily in a Mansion in Iceland. Every day you will drive a dirigible to your job as a radio DJ. You will come home at the end of the day to your pet Cat and 3 kids.