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10 May 2006
If you ask me: "Capn Is there a picture on the internet of you taking sage advice from a Batman made out of discarded sugar packets?",→[More:]I will be forced to tell you that the answer to that question has changed recently.
I read a news article years ago in the Baltimore Sun about an incident in which people called 911 after hearing terrified screams coming from a neighbor's upstairs window. Police and firemen broke down the bedroom door to find the wife bound naked and spread-eagled to the bed and the husband unconscious and naked but for a Batman cape and mask. He had fallen while climbing to the top of an armoire during some feat of sexual derring-do.