AskMeCha: Claiming stories My ex is being a fucktard again. Wanna hear the latest?
→[More:]
So there's this great story about what happened at an anime con two years ago when this very repressed nerd-otaku (and I don't use that term lightly) was walloped with a huge pink dildo at a late-night adults-only panel. My ex was there, I was on the panel, and my co-panelist was the one who did the walloping.
In an LJ post to a mutual friend of ours, he said something like, "Wait till you hear the story about the pink dildo!" and I replied to his comment, saying, "My story to tell, not yours, sweets."
He just called me on my work phone (the main program we use to do our work crashed again) to ask why I am insisting on playing a one-upsmanship game with him amongst our friends. I don't think I am, because first of all, he sucks at telling good stories and second, since I was closer to the action than he was, I should be the one who gets to tell the story, right? [more]