I THINK I MAY ACTUALLY BE ALLERGIC TO MY OFFICE!

THEY ARE INDEED COMING HOME!!! I KNOW SQUAT ABOUT FOOTBALL BUT AM JOINING IN THE GENERALISED ANGER ANYWAY!!! AND AM DAMN WELL GOING TO SPELL GENERALISED WITH AN 'S' EVEN THOUGH THE Z IS PROPER ENGLISH AS WELL!!!

I AM NOT ALLERGIC TO MY OFFICE BUT I AM PROBABLY ALLERGIC TO THE ACCUMULATED PILES OF PAPER AND ASSORTED JUNK THAT BUILD UP BECAUSE OF WHAT I AM COMPLAINING ABOUT IN THE THREAD BELOW!!!

YAAAAY A SHOUTING THREAD! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POST ONE OF THESE!

I HAVE HAPPY THINGS TO SHOUT ABOUT!

I LOVE MY NEW TEENY APARTMENT! I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO NESTING SO VERY MUCH! THE BACK YARD IS BEAUTIFUL!

YESTERDAY I WENT TO THE NURSERY AND BOUGHT EVERYTHING I NEED FOR A CONTAINER GARDEN, THEN PLAYED IN THE DIRT AND FREEZING RAIN AND WAS DELIRIOUSLY HAPPY TO BE WITH PLANTS!

I PLANTED:
TWO KINDS OF NATSTURTIUMS!
WHITE DAISIES!
PINK DAISIES!
EPAZOTE!
SAGE!
MARIGOLDS!
CHIVES!
SPANISH LAVENDER!
CILANTRO!
OREGANO!
THAI PEPPERS!
POBLANO CHILIS!
YARROW!
POPPIES!
CUCUMBERS!
BUTTERCUP SQUASH!
MOBY GRAPE TOMATOES!
RED PEAR TOMATOES!
SPEARMINT!
SWEET PEAS!
LICORICE BASIL!
PURPLE BASIL!
SWEET BASIL!

SOON COMING: REGULAR LAVENDER, ROSEMARY, AND FENNEL! AAAAAND MUDPUPPIE SAYS SHE'S SENDING ME BULBS!!!

*SINGS*

PS. I WAS A MUDSPECKLET!

IT'S FREEZING HERE - NOT EVEN 60*.

IT'S FREEZING HERE TOO AND I ONLY WORE A THIN T-SHIRT TO WORK. AND A SKIRT. BLASTED.

A CUTE BOY CAME TO MY CHURCH ON SUNDAY AND HE BETTER KEEP COMING BACK AND FALL IN LOVE WITH ME.

I'VE CREATED A MONSTER!

I START MY NEW PROJECT ON WEDNESDAY AND WILL HAVE NO TIME TO METACHAT DURING THE DAY ANYMORE, FOR SEVEN WHOLE WEEKS! HOW WILL I COPE? ON THE OTHER HAND, I'LL BE DOING ACTUAL WORK, WHICH I KNOW IS SHOCKING, BUT IT'S TRUE. SO I'VE BEEN VERY BUSY TYING UP LOOSE ENDS WHERE I AM NOW AND I HAVEN'T BEEN VERY ACTIVE LATELY! DO YOU GUYS EVEN REMEMBER ME? IT'S ME! CABANA BOY! FOR REAL!

I HAVE A ANGRY RED PIMPLE IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CHEEK. WHAT AM I, 15?

55 AND RAINING HERE TODAY. I PROTEST!

BUT I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT A WHOLE SHITLOAD LATELY AND HOLY COW IS THE ENERGY LEVEL THROUGH THE ROOF! I'M RUNNING 40 MINUTES NOW (GOING UP TO 45 TONIGHT!) ON MY RECONSTRUCTED ANKLE!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT CRAP!!! NEXT TIME YOU BREAK A BONE, SEE DR. BROWN IN CHESAPEAKE - HE'S AWESOME!

WOW, I'M REALLY USING THE SHOUTING THREAD TO DO ALL MY CATCHING UP!!

I HATES MONDAYS LIKE GARFIELD. NOT THE STUPID CAT, JAMES GARFIELD. NOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW THIS ABOUT HIM, BUT HE HATED MONDAYS, PROPOSED A BILL TO HAVE THE WEEK MADE UP OF 6 TWENTY SEVEN AND A HALF HOUR DAYS.

PRINTERS!!!!! (THE PEOPLE, NOT THE MACHINES).

AND WHEN IS THE SAR-TORIALIST GOING TO POST THE PICTURES HE TOOK OF ALL OF US ON SATURDAY? WHAT, ARE WE UGLY OR SOMETHING, THAT HE CAN'T POST US? BOOO!

I AM SO TIRED AND STRESSED RIGHT NOW! I WISH I WERE HAPPY THE WAY I WAS TWO WEEKS AGO BUT I AM NOT!

I DROVE FOR 19 HOURS THIS WEEKEND! AND WHEN I WENT TO THE WEDDING I FELT REALLY AWKWARD BECAUSE I KNEW EXACTLY ONE PERSON THERE AND DID NOT EVEN KNOW THE BRIDE OR GROOM OR ANYTHING! SO I WAS JUST QUIET AND WANDERED OFF BY MYSELF AND I FELT AWFUL FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO DO SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS BE SOCIABLE AND FRIENDLY AT A WEDDING! I FEEL LIKE A BAD PERSON!

MY MOM NEEDS SURGERY ON HER ANKLE! BUT SHE HASN'T TOLD ME YET! MY AUNT TOLD ME ON ACCIDENT! AND I WANT TO YELL AT MY MOM FOR NOT TELLING ME BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THAT! IT IS HER RIGHT TO NOT TELL ME BUT IT STILL PISSES ME OFF! AND I AM SCARED FOR MY MOM TOO BECAUSE I AM STILL CONVINCED THAT WHEN YOU GO TO DOCTORS THEY DO TERRIBLE THINGS TO YOU AND THEN KILL YOU!

I STILL NEED TO SELL MY CAR AND EVERY TIME I LOOK AT IT I WANT TO CRY!

AND I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY STUPID CRAPPY HMO WON'T COVER ME AT ALL ONCE I MOVE OUT OF MASSACHUSETTS AND SO I HAVE TO FIND MY OWN INSURANCE AGAIN! I HATE AMERICA AND I WANT TO MOVE TO VANCOUVER!

IT IS BEAUTIFUL OUT BUT I JUST FEEL CRAPPY! AND I STILL HAVEN'T EXERCISED IN WEEKS AND MY PANTS ARE ALL TIGHT AND MUFFINTOPPY AND I FEEL DISGUSTING! BUT I AM SO TIRED! I KNOW IF I EXERCISED I WOULD FEEL LESS TIRED BUT IT IS SO HARD TO GET UP IN THE MORNING! AND THEN I STILL FEEL LIKE A BAD PERSON BECAUSE I SHOULD BE FIERCE ENOUGH TO MAKE MYSELF DO THINGS THAT ARE GOOD FOR ME! I USED TO GET UP AT 6.30 AND LIFT WEIGHTS FOR THREE HOURS BEFORE CLASS AND NOW I CAN'T EVEN GET UP AT 7 TO DO YOGA!

AND I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN SLEEPING WELL! I KEEP HAVING BAD DREAMS AND WAKING UP REALLY HARD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!

I DO NOT HAVE A GOOD LUNCH TODAY! I HAVE TO BUY A LUNCH AND THIS MAKES ME ANGRY!

I WILL STOP SHOUTING AND GO AWAY NOW! THANK YOU FOR LISTENING!

HOW WILL WE SURVIVE WITHOUT MIKE9322?!?!?

I'M SO SORRY FUZZBEAN! COME MOVE UP HERE AND WE'LL GIVE YOU WHUFFLES AND MEDICARE AND YOGA CLASSES ON EVERY STREET CORNER!

I'M SICK! AGAIN! I HATE BEING SICK, AND MY BOSS HATES IT TOO! I JUST GOT UP TO MAKE SOME TOAST AND THAW OUT SOME SOOOOP THAT Z_R GAVE ME! NOW I'M GOING BACK TO BED! GODDAMMIT!

PLUS MY APARTMENT IS DISGUSTING AND I NEVER SEEM TO HAVE THE ENERGY TO CLEAN IT! WHERE ARE THE BURGLARS THAT COME IN AND CLEAN EVERYTHING AND THEN DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT! DON'T TELL ME THEY DON'T EXIST. THEY MUST!

YOU ARE SWEET TILDA! AND I'LL BE AROUND SOME NIGHTS! IF METACHAT CAN CARRY ON WITHOUT COPIOUS SPECKLET, IT CAN CERTAINLY SURVIVE WITHOUT COPIOUS ME! (FOR SEVEN WEEKS!)

*HUGS FUZZBEAN*

...*previews*

*AND ELIZARD*

I'M IRONING ALL DAY JUST TO PUT IT ALL IN A SUITCASE AND HAVE TO IRON IT AGAIN WHEN I UNPACK IN TOKYO!!! : (

(BUT I AM ALL EXCITED ABOUT GOING--MY FLIGHT LEAVES AT 8AM TOM'W!)

THANK YOU ELIZARD AND TAZ! ELIZARD, I WILL COME CLEAN YOUR APARTMENT AND MAKE SOUP FOR YOU IF YOU WILL JUST TAKE ME TO YOGA CLASSES AND MAKE VANCOUVER PAY FOR MY HEALTH INSURANCE! I AM A CANADIAN CITIZEN AND EVERYTHING! I WILL LEARN HOW TO BE POLITE AND SAY "EH?" A LOT! I CAN FIT IN! REALLY I CAN!

I BOUGHT THIS PENDANT FROM ETSY AND I AM HOPING IT WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER BUT IT IS NOT GOING TO GET HERE FOR TWO WEEKS AND BY THAT TIME I MIGHT HAVE HAD TO CRAWL UNDER MY DESK FOR A BIT OF QUIET TIME!

I WANT TO GO HOME!

THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL PENDANT, FUZZ : >

MY FORMER ROOMMATES ARE DICKS AND SCREWED ME OUT OF MONEY AND GENERALLLY DRAGGED OUT THE AWFUL, ANNOYING, ABUSIVE BULLSHIT EVEN AFTER I MOVED 1000 MILES AWAY. AND MY BEST FRIEND IS HIS SISTER AND I'M HER MAID OF HONOR, BUT NOW I IMAGINE HIS FAMILY MUST THINK I'M A TOTAL DICK. BECAUSE HE TOLD THEM THE REASON I CHOSE NOT TO LIVE WITH THEM WAS BECAUSE I MADE HIS GIRLFRIEND CRY, WHEN REALLY HE DID THAT HIMSELF AND SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO STAND UP FOR ME, EVEN THOUGH SHE LIKED ME ENOUGH WHEN SHE NEEDED SOMETHING.

AND MOVING SUCKED BECAUSE NOW I'M BROKE AND HAVE NO JOB AND ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DOWN IN FLORIDA AND MY COUSINS IN TOWN ARE TIRED OF ME ALREADY AND ALL I DO IS STAY IN MY ROOM ONLINE ALL DAY, EATING CRACKERS AND LISTENING TO GANSTA RAP!

AND I'LL NEVER HAVE JAY-Z'S MAD SKILLS!

OH, AND FUZZ? THAT PENDANT ROCKS!

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD CHEER YOU UP, SASSHAT? A MEETUP! SAY, IN A MONTH & A HALF OR SO?

MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, TRICKSY ELIZARD. BUT A MEETUP WON'T MAKE ME A SUPERSTAR MC, WILL IT?

KAYLEE POOPS AND PEES WHERE SHE'S SUPPOSED TO AND THEN SHE DOESN'T! ARGHGH!! AT LEAST WE HAD A GOOD WALK TODAY; SHE WAS AFRAID OF THE OUTSIDE YESTERDAY.

DEBORAH, MY CAT IS NAMED KAYLEE!

I HAVE A NEW KITTEN AND HER NAME IS WENSLEYDALE AND I CAN NOT SPEND ENOUGH TIME SNUGGLING HER BECAUSE I HAVE A STOOPID STOMACH VIRUS AND MY BOSS IS GOING TO KICK ME IN THE HEAD WHEN I ASK FOR TIME OFF TO GO TO DC NEXT WEEK!

AND WHERE ARE THOSE BURGLARS WHO WILL DO MY DISHES HUH? HUH?