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04 May 2006

Susan Polk Trial, Thursday Edition: "Self-employed pathologist" testifies for the defense, says Susan Polk's husband died from heart failure (his heart was a "time bomb"!), not from the 27 stab wounds she inflicted.

Also, Polk's mother is ejected from the courtroom for being noisy. (Yesterday, Polk and her son, who was testifying on her behalf, were both ejected as well.)

Stay tuned!
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please


PLEASE keep updating us on this. i'm not snarking or being in any way facetious. this is the most entertaining news item i've encountered all year.
posted by shmegegge 04 May | 17:19
Dr. John Cooper, who is self-employed, said 70-year-old Felix Polk's heart problems were a "time bomb" and that his death in October 2002 at his Orinda home was caused by "acute coronary insufficiency due to severe coronary artery disease."

In other words, the death was natural and not a homicide, said Cooper. He said the stab wounds were only a contributing factor because "the severity of the injuries was really not that great."


You're right, this IS one of the weirdest trials in recent memory.

And what shmegegge said.
posted by LeeJay 04 May | 17:21
"Self-employed pathologist"

Maybe this is something jonmc could do after the lay-off?
posted by arse_hat 04 May | 17:22
Cooper accused Dr. Brian Peterson, the forensic pathologist who conducted the autopsy of Felix Polk for Contra Costa County, of being "excessively dramatic" and "excessively inflammatory" on the autopsy report. Where Peterson listed 27 stab wounds and blunt force trauma as the cause of death, Cooper said he would simply have listed "multiple stab wounds."


Yes, because a forensic pathologist really should be as vague as possible. Don't list the actual number of stab wounds. That's just being excessively dramatic!
posted by LeeJay 04 May | 17:23
I need to stop reading this article now. Otherwise I will just end up quoting the entire thing and appending a giant What The Fuck???? to the end.
posted by LeeJay 04 May | 17:25
god, the bit where they reveal that cooper never even examined the body is PRICELESS.

fucking incredible. the world is a lovely place, if you survive the stab wounds.
posted by shmegegge 04 May | 17:25
The San Francisco Bay Area gets more than its share of wacko court cases. Remember the Diana Whipple attacked by dogs case? It beats out Polk for weirdness.
posted by small_ruminant 04 May | 18:09
Huh. I think I know where she found the self-employed pathologist....

This guy knows how to market his services as an expert witness. Check out this google search: Searching for "'John Cooper' pathologist expert" brings up 57,000 results -- all but seven of which are dupes.
posted by mudpuppie 04 May | 18:14
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